patrick @boundvariable

Food blogger. Sydney, Australia Joined May 2009

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patrick @boundvariable

3 years ago

Bad news is you have to flip it onto the roof to charge it

Scout House @ScoutHouseLab

3 years ago

Bad news is you have to flip it onto the roof to charge it

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patrick @boundvariable

4 years ago

It’s 3pm on a Friday. It’s raining and you’re stuck in traffic. Must be Sydney.

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patrick @boundvariable

4 years ago

Fyi, if you turn up for your Pfizer booster appointment with NSW Health and you haven’t passed 6 months they’ll turn you away. Place is a ghost town.

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patrick @boundvariable

4 years ago

The Internet of Things… that need to update their software every time you want to use them.

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patrick @boundvariable

4 years ago

As a user… I want to copy+paste white text on a black background as-is into a document with a white background… so that ???

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patrick @boundvariable

4 years ago

Installed one of those nest doorbells but it keeps refusing guests entry unless they install chrome.

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patrick @boundvariable

4 years ago

Everyone I never met sends me their newsletter via email

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Arlong @ramseyboltin

4 years ago

LMAO he was not hearing it 😂

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patrick @boundvariable

4 years ago

Not many things make me angry. But this does

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@[email protected] @adereth

4 years ago

every tweet that includes this image goes viral

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mich ☻︎ @michmekissme

4 years ago

thinking about trasitioning out of tech and into the void

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Stablecoin Printer @usdcoinprinter

4 years ago

Dear god

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patrick @boundvariable

4 years ago

Dude, you’re tripping if you think you can call me a millennial.

The Telegraph @Telegraph

4 years ago

Dude, you’re tripping if you think you can call me a millennial.

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patrick @boundvariable

4 years ago

Here I was think it was dangerously backed by other crypto. Nope. 30 billion dollars of unsecured loans. And almost an entire 2 billion in cash. Somewhere. Phew 😅

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patrick @boundvariable

4 years ago

Ohhhhhh

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patrick @boundvariable

4 years ago

I’m just glad it’s something other than the latest scamcoin.

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Angry Robot Books @angryrobotbooks

4 years ago

Count Dracula was 412 when he moved to England in search of new blood. Sauron was 54,000 years old when he forged The One Ring. Cthulhu had seen galaxies flare into life and fade to darkness before he put madness in the minds of men. It's never too late to follow your dreams!