H. P. Buttcrack @braindeadDRAMA
the handsome man with athletic thighs. freelance gravedigger. i live in a single room above a bowling alley and below another bowling alley axe.com eat shit and live Joined February 2010-
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sippin on a lil of that blue liquid from the paper towel commercials just to take the edge off
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who do you call when there’s a shit in your bed and don’t say 911 they blocked me
battling with the insurance company who won’t cover my claims because “trying to get the ass taste out of my mouth” apparently isn’t a valid reason for 7 doctor visits #America #Healthcare
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ass hair so long everybody stepping on it like the train of a wedding dress
if i was the mayor i would make it illegal to take a turd and put it on a hot dog bun with ketchup and mustard like it was a hot dog
boost your immune system by licking a hobo weekly
bUber. all the drivers are topless *female driver not guaranteed
you wanna have a good ol’ fashioned grease off?
checking the weather forecast to plan for my first pot of chili #RealDadShit
me and some friends are gonna get together later and judge some books by their covers if you want to join
toilet beers are what shower beers wish they were
i gave my life to christ in the cracker barrel parking lot
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I can't stop thinking about this
curling up for a snooze in a friend's foreskin
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