Yumyulack @brainmode

SCP-781 | Professional Lazy Person | I do several things Tech - Currently FinTech Architect | Instructor @AltSchoolAfrica. codekami.vercel.app Lagos, Nigeria Joined March 2015

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Yumyulack @brainmode

19 hours ago

Come on, we're no poor. We're just in our billionaire in transit phase.

Fabian @PappyGrande_

a day ago

Come on, we're no poor. We're just in our billionaire in transit phase.

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We really have a numbers problem in this country. People still arguing this still don't know how poor we are. "why didn't you use most" do you know how much a brand new car? The fraction of the 9-5 people who can even afford it is so inconsequentially small that it has no effect

👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo

4 days ago

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Yumyulack @brainmode

5 days ago

Bring all of them.

Engr Olami @Engr_Ashile

6 days ago

Bring all of them.

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Yumyulack @brainmode

a week ago

"Goan greet uncle". Which uncle? Am I your mother's mate? 😮‍💨

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Yumyulack @brainmode

3 weeks ago

Confidently telling lies with authority 🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️.

Omo Ore-Òfé @WilsonAkintade

3 weeks ago

Confidently telling lies with authority 🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️.

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Bumblebee 💛 @Hassan_baby_

3 weeks ago

Hey guys, if I can just get N1000 from 500 people, I’ll be halfway through my goal please I really really need the help to get medical care please 🥺🙏🏾 Please I’m begging 🙏🏾 8071456485 Opay

Bumblebee 💛 @Hassan_baby_

3 weeks ago

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Yumyulack @brainmode

3 weeks ago

I'd like to get a job a piggyvest just to fix their annoying OTP UX and then quit. Why do I have to attempt withdrawals twice. Requesting for OTP just exits the entire withdrawal process and you gotta start over again. Like is it intentional, sort of like a withdrawal deterrent?

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Yumyulack @brainmode

3 weeks ago

Majority of my work for almost a year has had "Agressive Cost Efficiency" as the basis for every decision. This usually results in spending more time that you typically would, researching on different approaches to solving a problem. In a attempt to reach one you can live with.

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Yumyulack @brainmode

3 weeks ago

When your issue gets to github issues, that's when you know that shit is beyond serious. Then you see a similar issue that hasn't been closed for years, that's when you know it's over.

Captain-EO 👨🏾‍💻 @EOEboh

4 weeks ago

When your issue gets to github issues, that's when you know that shit is beyond serious. Then you see a similar issue that hasn't been closed for years, that's when you know it's over.

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Yumyulack @brainmode

4 weeks ago

Terrible non intuitive UI and the app doesn't work. It pisses me off that something as simple as adding/pasting +234 prefixed numbers doesn't work. Like working with mobile numbers is a core thing for you and your inputs only accept the 0 prefix.

Levi @_princelevi

4 weeks ago

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Yumyulack @brainmode

4 weeks ago

Na so I take get 2 perfectly mirrored chipped tooth. Twice bitten, thrice shy.

Cramps @TheGruvDuck

4 weeks ago

Na so I take get 2 perfectly mirrored chipped tooth. Twice bitten, thrice shy.

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jonzing. @ehisssss

a month ago

one thing i’ve discovered about adulting is that, you can easily run mad.

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Yumyulack @brainmode

a month ago

Elon you dey go na. I don't want to buy premium. 5 pop-ups in 30mins 😩😩.

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Yumyulack @brainmode

a month ago

Looked at this report I generated for profit sharing, for independent radiologists, for an organization. Spent a few minutes thinking if my SQL query was wrong OR if I'm in the wrong profession 🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️.

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Yumyulack @brainmode

a month ago

Realized everyone has been quiet in this meeting for a while now. I don't know why, cause I zoned out at some point. 🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️

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Yumyulack @brainmode

a month ago

They should probably add the state's name to their list of name rebrand.

Hydra @XBrianDennis

a month ago

They should probably add the state's name to their list of name rebrand.

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Yumyulack @brainmode

a month ago

This is so funny and not funny at all. Cause top single digit percentage as how? Stop playing.

Greg @KutthroatG_

a month ago

This is so funny and not funny at all. Cause top single digit percentage as how? Stop playing.

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Yumyulack @brainmode

a month ago

Just did a speed run of this certification exam, cause I don't trust MTN not to disappear on me. Was able to finish in like a third of the time allotted, light work 😎.