Brent Bisgård @brent_bisgard
Chinese Bot from Texas Cypress, TX Joined October 2014-
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When your pinball machine is making you cranky
Had a visit from this little fella. Hickory Borer?
What happens when technology displaces every human creation but thought, itself?
Three views of Betty's distinct "pouncing sploot" posturing. Be ready for hijinks, should you see this in person.
This is what my dreams are like when I stop smoking pot
Two weeks later... (75 lb. Bonnie included for scale)
Two weeks later... (75 lb. Bonnie included for scale) https://t.co/7EFoIKVK2g
This year's award for "First Fruit" goes to Cherokee Purple. The best "Grower" to this point is, unsurprisingly, the hybrid indeterminate in the center, now approaching 48" in height. Champion VFNT. I may end up having to top it, it's going to be a monster.
Believe this to be a Red-Bellied Woodpecker... Happy Sunday!
What movie did you see at far too young an age? I still remember how this movie terrified me (I was probably 7 or 8). It may have been "edited for television," but it was terrifying. Anthony Hopkins as a ventriloquist with a dummy that is "more than it seems" Magic
What movie did you see at far too young an age? I still remember how this movie terrified me (I was probably 7 or 8). It may have been "edited for television," but it was terrifying. Anthony Hopkins as a ventriloquist with a dummy that is "more than it seems" Magic https://t.co/o5Hxqe4L80
Totality
Totality https://t.co/x2GBSvWs0M
We are just outside of Waco. Shot with wife's Galaxy 20FE through a free pair of Sonic eclipse glasses.
OutKick morning meetings
The tomato garden is coming along nicely! Planted on 3/10, all have hit the 36" mark. Still dialing in my drip irrigation, so a couple of plants have a bit of leaf curl.
I haven't shared a music recommendation in many a moon, but my buddy in Nashville turned me on to this band and I've been listening to this performance on repeat for a couple of weeks. Really freaking good. youtu.be/AVvOj_XEK5k?si…
Brief Moments with a Sunning Anole
Well, well, well... I have now acquired video of the ducks voicing the call from atop the power pole:
Well, well, well... I have now acquired video of the ducks voicing the call from atop the power pole: https://t.co/r78PmzUrFu
Edward Odell @edwardodell
6K Followers 5K Following heavy metal Martha Stewart, visually impaired, scleral lens enthusiast, Kirkland Goth | OG Nicepilled |https://t.co/q71TEwMYor
¡Scoob! @Scoobydouchebag
4K Followers 3K Following He/Him. The internet's favorite uncle. Wife Guy to @Mrs_Gruesome
Fredo Fabrucci: The A.. @Utwitily
17K Followers 3K Following U TWIT, I LOVE YOU | everyone's favorite small account™ | King of hell
Lily @lilydont
6K Followers 1K Following
Mayor Howard Vander @vander_iam
4K Followers 2K Following Renaissance Man, I'll sell you Christmas Cards in June | Produced by @mediummhollow, lover of @polypockettwink | he/him/Howard
Brizz-Chan (Mr drive) @billybrizzle420
6K Followers 1K Following the last chaotic neutral I priv: @brizzlepriv | $brizzle421 / IG: thebrizzlegram
Matt the Buff Joker @ToS_Respecter
2K Followers 760 Following the best matt on Twitter. as of 4/20/23 I will be blocking any and all Blue Checks who follow me.
Micah The Seeker @Micah_McGurk
3K Followers 2K Following writer https://t.co/zYoNbSBzj0 🥞 Intermittent Vegan
Pyramid Chad @pyrameadhead
7K Followers 748 Following Communist, mead making guy, cosplayer. He/they. Married, monogamous. Bsky - https://t.co/S9wPKZKgZa
Bobson🌱Dugnutt @f_a_infinityy
2K Followers 2K Following Great Lakes separatist | circle tweets: @not__b0b
you @hellrusty
3K Followers 3K Following a person that was here for some time, and may be coming back for some time at times. notifs for mutuals only
Sam 👁️ @SamtheNightOwl
10K Followers 2K Following hi, i'm sam | commie sympathizer | big fan of philosophy | an absurdist at heart | cautious optimist | my private alt for mufos is @SamtheTranquil
Sen. Donnie Rifle, I-.. @SteakFrankhouse
10K Followers 2K Following Love too represent my state! All tweets are righteous slander. (205) 255-9375: Leave a comment. pronouns. FSU. Not a parody. Gone Huntin'
big money salvia @kahtrinuh
9K Followers 2K Following ain't no fun if the aliens can't have none. сви полицајци су копилад she/her @thottypraxis (18+)
mr. wife @wrinklefreelee
1K Followers 809 Following opinions are someone elses | @jooniemoon1990 wifeguy
Arlan Hellison (famou.. @badpersonclub
5K Followers 2K Following https://t.co/LK4GRTnjKM @HeckPlanet2004. action movie explosion/denim vest enthusiast. Hell Zone Pod Cast. I’m trying to help you, but you won’t let me
Saint Ann @saintannic
87 Followers 89 Following 🫂💛SomeBB That You Used To Know💛🫂 willful ignorance creates senseless cruelty/ you must give to get/ it's impossible to rationalize with the irrational
Sc__hnitzel @SHnitzel35631
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Deloras Spessard @DeloraSpess
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The Nerdy Redneck Pha.. @foreverserf
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8_JessW_J @8Jessw7723
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Seasheet @seasheet58103
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Elna Wiszynski @ElnaWiszyn33358
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Seaturtle lovers club @Seaturtlelovers
585 Followers 4K Following welcome to @seaturtle lovers club we share daily #seaturtle contents Follow us if you really love Seaturtle
Sam Wilson @SamWilson36320
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Claribel Trentinella @TrentinelClarib
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Lizeth Lomen @lom_liz
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Midwest Box Breaks @midwestboxbreak
29K Followers 8K Following Sports Cards/Box Breaks “Value the Customer, Respect the Hobby” YouTube: https://t.co/h4QHk5qRVs Join the MBB Break Club Discord: https://t.co/lCmFjzfwbX
Corey Harrison @HarrisonCo32933
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Shay @Shaywillnevasub
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Muncle Clit @ClitUncle
62 Followers 182 Following born in Chicago, chilling in Cabo. 29. don't make me show you your prolapse
rebar mcentire? @rebarmcentire
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Marya Raymos @mar_raym
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father, comfy @mellowfather
36 Followers 47 Following too much all at once always. he/they. commies and trans rights will win.
Barbera Mierzwinski @BarberaMie34504
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Tiredbro @historybro
231 Followers 397 Following Alligator. Space Invader. Professional Shitposter. Monster connoisseur. Chili pedant. Golf apologist. The worst Historian. WebDev. (He/Him)
🇵🇸 ℌ𝔞𝔯�.. @King_Tj420
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Gabrielle Lanosga @GabrielleL98544
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Anthony @Trust_It4Real
279 Followers 3K Following You are welcome to this great elite organization. Believe The Process 🔺
Oddball Sports @oddballbaseball
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Sofia_US_ @UsSofia80129
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Mrs Nuncle Clit @ClitsYourUncle
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Fransisca Sandra @FransiscaS836
84 Followers 250 Following I don't always believe in miracle, I'm a daughter of Grace if you don't like this go f*****ck your self.❣️✍️
challotte @stephanie_john5
56 Followers 487 Following
The Hunters @HunterHogue5
109 Followers 611 Following We are an acoustic band out of Ardmore, Oklahoma. We play all originals, and just have 2 acoustic guitars one playing rhythm, and one playing lead.
Coach Chum Billups @DickToledo99
2K Followers 2K Following 6 foot 4 Olympic Champion Powerlifter & streetfighting God. You may not believe this is happening, but I assure you, it is. Backup to @steakfrankhouse
Becky Bryant @BeckyBryan96756
74 Followers 3K Following
Punished Blinken 🇵.. @EmilBarkaoui
289 Followers 1K Following Hannibal’s #1 Dad. 75% Carthaginian, 25% Roman, 100% Reliable.
Aadon Abston @AaronAbsto67979
75 Followers 225 Following
Will @Vermintyfresh
229 Followers 390 Following Middle aged dad. Dual 🇨🇦 - 🇺🇸. Born and raised Southerner. Far left politics, I am pretty okay at Tekken.
L.E. @LE_Kay88
761 Followers 1K Following May be closer than appears. Probably stupid. Completely oblivious. Sometimes I think things and then I tweet them.
TorontoRoberts @HFRoberts
3K Followers 2K Following Welcome to Toronto, home of the 1967 Stanley Cup champions. #GoLeafsGo. I’m getting great pleasure rereading my retweets. Mind the gap. Born: Probably. No DMs.
🐓🐓 @twobigchickens
844 Followers 1K Following High Priestess for the eternally exhausted. Chicken tender. Rock ogler. She/her. DM ok. Now on instagram! For wholesome farm content: @twosofarm
Ham Linehan @HamLinehan
404 Followers 1K Following Please excuse my cousin @Glinner Graham Linehan. He is blinded by hate and incapable of escaping his internet poisoning. King of Wonky Heads
Edward Odell @edwardodell
6K Followers 5K Following heavy metal Martha Stewart, visually impaired, scleral lens enthusiast, Kirkland Goth | OG Nicepilled |https://t.co/q71TEwMYor
¡Scoob! @Scoobydouchebag
4K Followers 3K Following He/Him. The internet's favorite uncle. Wife Guy to @Mrs_Gruesome
Fredo Fabrucci: The A.. @Utwitily
17K Followers 3K Following U TWIT, I LOVE YOU | everyone's favorite small account™ | King of hell
Lily @lilydont
6K Followers 1K Following
Mayor Howard Vander @vander_iam
4K Followers 2K Following Renaissance Man, I'll sell you Christmas Cards in June | Produced by @mediummhollow, lover of @polypockettwink | he/him/Howard
Brizz-Chan (Mr drive) @billybrizzle420
6K Followers 1K Following the last chaotic neutral I priv: @brizzlepriv | $brizzle421 / IG: thebrizzlegram
Matt the Buff Joker @ToS_Respecter
2K Followers 760 Following the best matt on Twitter. as of 4/20/23 I will be blocking any and all Blue Checks who follow me.
Micah The Seeker @Micah_McGurk
3K Followers 2K Following writer https://t.co/zYoNbSBzj0 🥞 Intermittent Vegan
Pyramid Chad @pyrameadhead
7K Followers 748 Following Communist, mead making guy, cosplayer. He/they. Married, monogamous. Bsky - https://t.co/S9wPKZKgZa
Bobson🌱Dugnutt @f_a_infinityy
2K Followers 2K Following Great Lakes separatist | circle tweets: @not__b0b
you @hellrusty
3K Followers 3K Following a person that was here for some time, and may be coming back for some time at times. notifs for mutuals only
Sam 👁️ @SamtheNightOwl
10K Followers 2K Following hi, i'm sam | commie sympathizer | big fan of philosophy | an absurdist at heart | cautious optimist | my private alt for mufos is @SamtheTranquil
Sen. Donnie Rifle, I-.. @SteakFrankhouse
10K Followers 2K Following Love too represent my state! All tweets are righteous slander. (205) 255-9375: Leave a comment. pronouns. FSU. Not a parody. Gone Huntin'
big money salvia @kahtrinuh
9K Followers 2K Following ain't no fun if the aliens can't have none. сви полицајци су копилад she/her @thottypraxis (18+)
mr. wife @wrinklefreelee
1K Followers 809 Following opinions are someone elses | @jooniemoon1990 wifeguy
Arlan Hellison (famou.. @badpersonclub
5K Followers 2K Following https://t.co/LK4GRTnjKM @HeckPlanet2004. action movie explosion/denim vest enthusiast. Hell Zone Pod Cast. I’m trying to help you, but you won’t let me
The Nerdy Redneck Pha.. @foreverserf
111 Followers 240 Following Amateur Podcaster. Music Artist. Pharmacy Tech. Veteran of the Retail Wars. 340b knower. neurospicy. Enter at your own risk.
Ham Linehan @HamLinehan
404 Followers 1K Following Please excuse my cousin @Glinner Graham Linehan. He is blinded by hate and incapable of escaping his internet poisoning. King of Wonky Heads
Seaturtle lovers club @Seaturtlelovers
585 Followers 4K Following welcome to @seaturtle lovers club we share daily #seaturtle contents Follow us if you really love Seaturtle
Farewell Shell 🫡 @ShellShores
644 Followers 620 Following Future Femme-Bot and Polymer Clay Bead 💋 Text me on Venmo @ShellShores
Will @Vermintyfresh
229 Followers 390 Following Middle aged dad. Dual 🇨🇦 - 🇺🇸. Born and raised Southerner. Far left politics, I am pretty okay at Tekken.
🇵🇸 ℌ𝔞𝔯�.. @King_Tj420
232 Followers 519 Following Anarcho-Posadist/ smokers rights activist/ #chiefs fan/history nerd/ the goodest of boys
Zeteo @zeteo_news
48K Followers 1 Following Unfiltered news. Bold opinions. A new media organization from @mehdirhasan.
rebar mcentire? @rebarmcentire
424 Followers 381 Following one a those they/them queers • cops are gross
Oddball Sports @oddballbaseball
6K Followers 4K Following Illini fan, GFNF noob, screamer of Yellowcard songs. I buy a lot of cards. I probably won’t trade with you.
Mrs Nuncle Clit @ClitsYourUncle
208 Followers 417 Following Pronouns in bio. Don't be shitty or I'll piss in your butthole. 29.
Coach Chum Billups @DickToledo99
2K Followers 2K Following 6 foot 4 Olympic Champion Powerlifter & streetfighting God. You may not believe this is happening, but I assure you, it is. Backup to @steakfrankhouse
L.E. @LE_Kay88
761 Followers 1K Following May be closer than appears. Probably stupid. Completely oblivious. Sometimes I think things and then I tweet them.
TorontoRoberts @HFRoberts
3K Followers 2K Following Welcome to Toronto, home of the 1967 Stanley Cup champions. #GoLeafsGo. I’m getting great pleasure rereading my retweets. Mind the gap. Born: Probably. No DMs.
🐓🐓 @twobigchickens
844 Followers 1K Following High Priestess for the eternally exhausted. Chicken tender. Rock ogler. She/her. DM ok. Now on instagram! For wholesome farm content: @twosofarm
Zans 🇵🇸 @Zans64
191 Followers 3K Following 18 | 10 Time 602 Speedrunner | World renound mod of Award Winning Streamer LiamKings | Musician | She/Her | Free Palestine | https://t.co/64CZnvEVRg
怡Michele🇵🇸�.. @DamnedMichele
242 Followers 329 Following Anticapitalist💸 Ecocommunist🌎 Servant to Petra 🐈 Autist that wants us all to have healthy food, clean water & safe shelter. she/they ♑️🌈🦄🩷💛💙🏳️🌈🌻
BillBowBaggins @baggins_bow
2K Followers 1K Following Ninth-rate birder. American Pipits murdered my favorite uncle https://t.co/YPZGtmXoNF
BigGfromOKC @BigGfromOKC
692 Followers 2K Following Husband. Father of 4. Maltipoo life. ⭕U BOOMER Washington 🏈 Team 🔥🌲💨 Strings ⚡( ~ ) ; }⚡
OG Bats20 @CashMoneyy20
4K Followers 5K Following #LakerNation #FlyEaglesFly #VeVeFam #HRO #BATCOWL #TBBcrew #TheHobbyFamily #TheHobby #FLIPSQUAD PC- Kobe/Devonta Smith/Brian Dawkins/CR7/Keyonte George #BatStax
𝑴𝒐 𝑴𝒐𝒉.. @MoMohler
7K Followers 5K Following Rated 100% pure, grade A, American “little beef boy” by JD Power And Associates.
Star Trek Facts @Sacred_Cowboys
390 Followers 469 Following Oooooh Earth Rider... Thanks for the Great Lakes!
UN4GVNTOO @UN4GVNTOO
5K Followers 5K Following FKA ShinigamiOmega. Atheist. All politics suck. I have Huntington's Disease. Gamer, sports fan, wrestling fan, animation fan. JSU Gamecocks. War Eagle !
Howie Duet @Bortlandia
328 Followers 2K Following 2nd in command Antifa catering division - expert parallel parker - guitarer
microplastic cat (pla.. @MicroplasticCat
895 Followers 3K Following literally just a cat full of microplastics
JacksCards @Jackscards22
5K Followers 4K Following PC: Iowa Autos and Herbert/buying 10+ card lots and collections - Shipping: PWE: (1-4 cards) $1 BMWT: (5+ cards) $5 I DONT ship outside of the US. US ONLY
participation trophy .. @ivyrakestraw
640 Followers 2K Following they/them. a houseplant with anxiety. married to @gonuclearnavy. portable. bird nerd.
marcus @registradus
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IrishMann Carl 🇵�.. @bornposting
10K Followers 6K Following Green Arrow is a superhero who appears in American comic books published by DC Comics. Created by Mort Weisinger and designed by George Papp, / 💜 @ranirewrote
Ensign Obvious the pa.. @uMadeThis
335 Followers 420 Following The worst at explaining things, the best at enjoying the people who do it well. It's actually me Elon, using this as a way to find out what grimes is doing
just maureen 2.0 🍉 @thesewcialist
1K Followers 1K Following she/her, very much a mom, also an artist, master of typos and an ok drummer for a beginner
STERLING FITZBASTARDO.. @8FITZBASTARDO
676 Followers 629 Following of strange & dreadful provenance, babey!! // marx, lenin // any/all // fitzbastardo on discord // https://t.co/qWFqDDqJMv
Jam 🇵🇸they/them.. @JaimeKay
2K Followers 1K Following Non-binary they/them, bisexual, bipolar babe who loves their cat, reading, video games, drawing, veg life, and being a Socialist. Trans rights are human rights.
The Crimson Captain @Crimson_Cap
2K Followers 732 Following Comprehensive coverage of Sooner athletics, telling the stories from past and present OU teams and moments.
retnap (not engaged i.. @retnap
463 Followers 996 Following Dad, Special Education Teacher, US Army Vet 132nd. Wisconsin's Actor of the year 2017. Pardon my Language. follow me coward. look for me on bluesky
Cuddly Cupcake @cuddly_cupcake
412 Followers 389 Following He’s a strange young man. Hope he grows up and comes to terms with his milf foot fetish. His life will be so much happier when he does.
Them: They couldn't make Blazing Saddles today cause the Woke Mob would cancel it. Me: You're right that they couldn't make it, but not cause of the Mob. It's because it straddled a line that said racist things but made fun of it. Y'all would just stop at the racist part.
@BoebertQ I know right? This meme has come in handy alot lately.
@TX2WI @Wisco___Nation @madnewsboy You don't know BOF protocols because you've never cared about anything in your life. I'm not surprised you don't know about Summades
@HamLinehan @TX2WI @Wisco___Nation @madnewsboy Dude these people don't know shit about articulated social fractalization, it's like arguing with kids
@rmfrenegade003 @GallaxTweets @HamLinehan @Wisco___Nation @madnewsboy Alpha males are so triggered by little masks (unless Nazis are wearing them).
@HamLinehan @rmfrenegade003 @Wisco___Nation @madnewsboy His only sub is elon. What a dumbass 🤣
When your pinball machine is making you cranky
she's so pretty if I do say so myself 💛
Kirkland Goths taking the brunch battle to them for a change
The only way I know this isn't @vander_iam is because he would've said fresca
My dream would be to buy one right off the freeway. Staff is big females (felons). Smoking section. And cherry coke
@brent_bisgard @TheWapplehouse i always liked it Those Shoes turns Joe loose a bit
@Sarah_G_Barker @MnarMuh “Just condone everything Israel does and you’ll be fine”.
"The longer I live, the more deeply I learn that love — whether we call it friendship or family or romance — is the work of mirroring and magnifying each other’s light." — James Baldwin.
I’m gonna watch Dune again
this is not a drill it is Bo Time
There's the las Vegas sphere which is basically just Americans buying the seconds from the factories that did this
When me and the Homies sit down to watch our favorite movie
@sesesesese_se @TheWapplehouse I like some of Henley's solo stuff. Dirty Laundry is a banger, even if it's him bitching about people being mean to him after an underage girl ODed in his bed.
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