pigeon queen @bripms

crazy how twitter blue has turned every single tweet into an unreadable shit-fest because the first 100 replies are all dipshits jerking themselves off.

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pigeon queen @bripms

2 years ago

I miss Ernie. I catch myself thinking about when he'll "come home" and have to remind myself all the time that he's not going to. This is the last picture I took of him.

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pigeon queen @bripms

2 years ago

i love my dog 🥹

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pigeon queen @bripms

2 years ago

listening to the how to train your dragon soundtrack and crying is peak friday activities

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Thinking about when I told a guy on Reddit that hitting dogs is bad and a bunch of alpha male nerds told me I'm a soyboy cuck who has a crusty white dog that bites people because I don't beat her into submission.

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pigeon queen @bripms

3 years ago

My toxic trait is toiling away at extravagant meals and nitpicking the exact aesthetic presentation of them because I want to take pictures of them but then I get so caught up in the dinner prep that I just inhale the whole plate before I even think to photograph it.

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pigeon queen @bripms

3 years ago

I hate the new owner and I don't have to worry about him reading this because I in-so-many-words told him I hated him. Now he's avoiding me.

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pigeon queen @bripms

3 years ago

The way that all middle age-ish men chew and spit the words "this shit" when they're frustrated with a topic they don't want to talk about, the fact that they all say it the same way, triggers my fight or flight response.

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Randall Munroe @xkcd

3 years ago

My mom sent me some papers that belonged to my grandfather, Darwin Randall Crum, which included a collection of “Disfrustrating Puzzles” he created

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pigeon queen @bripms

3 years ago

hey @DavidJFaber when my fiance's mom is having a bad day I send her screenshots of your tweets to get a laugh from and now she wants to meet you next time she visits. how to arrange?

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pigeon queen @bripms

3 years ago

I made it pretty far without getting COVID, all things considered. All good things must come to an end 🤷

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pigeon queen @bripms

3 years ago

we have a rat in the office that keeps getting into things and people are mad that they left food out and he eats it? Remy is literally a chef, he's a visionary, leave him alone.

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pigeon queen @bripms

3 years ago

I am always right, on god these men will find any and every way to belittle the women around them while playing the ultimate victim. It's an unreal skill.

pigeon queen @bripms

3 years ago

I am always right, on god these men will find any and every way to belittle the women around them while playing the ultimate victim. It's an unreal skill.