Bryan Dodd @bsdodd

Phoenix Joined April 2009

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Bryan Dodd @bsdodd

3 years ago

Just possibly the worst looking uniform in professional sports. That includes the Pittsburgh Steelers bumble bee outfits.

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Bryan Dodd @bsdodd

3 years ago

If a fetus causes the mothers death, can it be charged with murder? Is the husband then an accessory to murder?

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Bryan Dodd @bsdodd

3 years ago

Our latest workplace training seminar is titled RUN HIDE FIGHT. Remind me again how the United States is so great a place to live

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Bryan Dodd @bsdodd

3 years ago

Can we just call the Dunning-Kruger effect Maga-mania?

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Bryan Dodd @bsdodd

3 years ago

Watching a really good baseball game tonight. The only problem is that even good baseball games are fucking boring

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When President Clinton banned assault rifles in 1994, mass shootings dropped by 43%. After Republicans let the ban expire in 2004, they increased by 243% — please don’t tell me bans don’t work, because I don’t want to hear it.

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Bryan Dodd @bsdodd

3 years ago

Is a hummingbird just a songbird that forgot the lyrics?

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Bryan Dodd @bsdodd

3 years ago

I wouldn’t say the refs missed the traveling call, but the Pelicans had two suitcases and a porter going down the court tonight #Suns

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Bryan Dodd @bsdodd

3 years ago

I won’t trust a self-driving car until it do so while drinking a hot cup of coffee at the same time.

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Bryan Dodd @bsdodd

4 years ago

I was thinking of getting a trump 20 24 shirt, but it might be too much. I could support him getting 10-20 though.

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Bryan Dodd @bsdodd

4 years ago

Why, every four years, do I suddenly want to see skiers go to exhaustion then shoot rifles at small targets?

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Bryan Dodd @bsdodd

4 years ago

I wonder if a fetus ever thinks “this day will be over before I even get started.”

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Bryan Dodd @bsdodd

4 years ago

Can I sell my empty bitcoin wallet as an NFT?

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Bryan Dodd @bsdodd

4 years ago

I’m fairly sure rudolf got his red nose from drinking too much egg nog. They didn’t want him to play reindeer games because who wants a drunken ass reindeer messing up bingo just because he’s too wasted.

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Bryan Dodd @bsdodd

4 years ago

So where are all the ministers telling why God hates Kentucky?

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Bryan Dodd @bsdodd

4 years ago

There must be a musician somewhere out there named John Jackson who can’t catch a break

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Bryan Dodd @bsdodd

4 years ago

Make someone happy. Set up appointments at Verizon stores and don't go. When you don't arrive, a random person waiting in line will get to go inside and be helped.