Writer trying to replace the novel. Programmer trying to replace himself. Misquoted in the Wall Street Journal.tenminutestopingpong.substack.comJoined August 2024
Does the mob ever pounce on people who can fight back? Lots of powerful people do stuff that's much worse than take a kid's ball! Why are we so excited to destroy someone?
Does the mob ever pounce on people who can fight back? Lots of powerful people do stuff that's much worse than take a kid's ball! Why are we so excited to destroy someone?
Millard put the cake in the fridge. He’d eaten too much, much too much. With sorry eyes he sat on his couch and observed a caterpillar stuck to his window. Its plump folds, green as grass, looked like fat smiling cheeks as they inched across the glass. “What a pig I am,” Millard…
> "think about one subject you know more about than anyone else in the world"
> easy: me
> no one knows me better than me
> i'll poast nonstop about the world of me, how i think, my habits
> publishers looking for more duncan books will come to me
> i become rich
> thx nikita
> "think about one subject you know more about than anyone else in the world"
> easy: me
> no one knows me better than me
> i'll poast nonstop about the world of me, how i think, my habits
> publishers looking for more duncan books will come to me
> i become rich
> thx nikita
"Eat, Pray, Love" except instead of Italy she goes to Mogadishu, and instead of finding herself she gets captured by pirates, and has to summon the strength to break free of Stockholm Syndrome
Everyone's saying Xi and Putin must know something we don't, but all I see here is two powerful old men who don't want to die and so are musing about immortality
Everyone's saying Xi and Putin must know something we don't, but all I see here is two powerful old men who don't want to die and so are musing about immortality
My dad is in sales and used this technique on us as kids. "You guys are so organized, I know you'll always clean your rooms." It took me till I was about 5 to suspect that something was up
My dad is in sales and used this technique on us as kids. "You guys are so organized, I know you'll always clean your rooms." It took me till I was about 5 to suspect that something was up
Knowing if there's an afterlife is a variation of the Halting Problem. If it's true we'll eventually know, but if it's not true then we'll never know. Similarly if a program halts, then we'll eventually see its output, but if it doesn't halt then we'll stay wondering forever. All…
> mfw when I'm a poet getting paid $150/hr
> clock in at 9am, write free verse for 20 mins
> get writer's block
> go for a walk by the ocean, contemplate existence
> boss Slacks me: "I don't hear your keyboard clacking"
> mfw when I'm an unemployed poet
> mfw when I'm a poet getting paid $150/hr
> clock in at 9am, write free verse for 20 mins
> get writer's block
> go for a walk by the ocean, contemplate existence
> boss Slacks me: "I don't hear your keyboard clacking"
> mfw when I'm an unemployed poet
Someone at a party last night suggested the real money in publishing is for anyone who starts a MAGA journal called the MAGAzine, and needless to say I know how I'm making my first million now
Our skepticism filters are broken because if we tried to verify every bit of data we got flooded with on a daily basis, we wouldn't do anything else, so even though it's easier to fact check than ever, we default to not doing it
I was totally going to go to Ukraine, had my bus tickets booked, but I had a dream the night before that my building got bombed. Trusting premonitions, I canceled. This past Thursday, the Airbnb I had booked for hit by a missile
I was totally going to go to Ukraine, had my bus tickets booked, but I had a dream the night before that my building got bombed. Trusting premonitions, I canceled. This past Thursday, the Airbnb I had booked for hit by a missile
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