chris maciborsky @c49m_

once scored six goals the same night ovechkin scored four, only one of us got trending on here Joined February 2015

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chris maciborsky @c49m_

4 days ago

Congratulations to the Detriot Tigers and Seattle Mariners for providing us the only post season series actually worth watching; shame it will be for nothing

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chris maciborsky @c49m_

5 days ago

I once met a wise and kind leftist, it shocked me so much that I immediately woke up, had a glass of water got in the shower to prepare for my day ahead

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chris maciborsky @c49m_

5 days ago

It's four hours into the day, I've been on this app for 45 minutes and I've yet to see a video of Pajeet Singh crashing another big rig, I'm quite shocked

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chris maciborsky @c49m_

6 days ago

Bacon That is the tweet Bacon 🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓 Delicious bacon, nothing better 🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓 God bless delicious bacon 🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓 I hope you enjoyed this beautiful tweet 🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓 God bless 🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓 🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓

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Look at this libtard, quotes my reply then blocks me so I can't reply. "22-50" calls us "kids". We have one 22 year old, I'm 29, everyone else involved is 35-50 with most being mid to late 40's but yeah, we're "kids" 🙄. Fuck you @LukaszukAB

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chris maciborsky @c49m_

a week ago

I think that today is the perfect day to remind you that @MarkJCarney is an incompetent fucking moron

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chris maciborsky @c49m_

a week ago

The new map of North America just dropped, maybe you shouldn't have used speech to text when remaining Canada @MarkJCarney you fucking moron (Sorry Hawaii, you didn't make the frame of the map but you are undoubtedly United States of America)

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chris maciborsky @c49m_

2 weeks ago

Barnwood Builders "Alright Ogle's Broom Shop" "what are you working on?" Me: "a broom" David Ogle: "trying to fix a broom" Me: "wow, I'm shocked, Mr. Ogle at Ogle's Broom Shop is fixing a broom, you don't say, like wow I'm shocked" 🙄🤦🏻‍♂️🙄🤦🏻‍♂️

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chris maciborsky @c49m_

2 weeks ago

The only thing more Canadian than bacon is b-eh-con 🥓🥓🥓

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chris maciborsky @c49m_

2 weeks ago

From the great 51st state of Alberta I say Good night, God bless President Trump and God bless the greatest country in history, the United States of America 🇺🇸🇺🇸

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chris maciborsky @c49m_

3 weeks ago

Memphis Arkansas easily game of the year

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chris maciborsky @c49m_

3 weeks ago

The city of Edmonton is such a joke that I want to move from Edmonton to Las Vegas just so I can get the fuck out of construction. It honestly feels criminal to say Vegas has less construction but that's how big of a joke Edmonton is

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chris maciborsky @c49m_

3 weeks ago

As an Albertan here is my ranking of best foreign countries I have visited: 1 - United States of America 2 - Saskatchewan 3 - Mexico 4 - Canada 4th place is an absolute shitshow and I would not recommend, Alberta is fun, USA is great, Saskatchewan is fine but boring, Mexico meh