Chris Ayers @c_ayers
Mainly here for the dogs, political humour and puns. Joined July 2009-
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the human only brought one little bag. on our walk. so naturally. i had to poop twice. they are in shambles
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ANOTHER vote for the Speaker of the House
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Can you imagine spending $44 billion to do this to yourself
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Update: The Twitter wildfire is at 44 billion acres and 0% contained.
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The real Twitter was the ppl we blocked & muted along the way.
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ELON, THIS IS URGENT!! TAKE IT FROM US: Cover any small thermal exhaust ports leading directly to Twitter's reactor system before it's too late.
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Maybe this is a good time to confess that I’ve never actually read a whole book.
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The Dogs of 2021
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NEW: Trump initially rebuffed and resisted requests to mobilize the National Guard, according to a person with knowledge of the vents. It required intervention from White House officials to get it done, according to the person with knowledge of the events.
I don't know if I should be angry, scared, or sad. What a shameful day in American history. The people in the Capitol right now are shitting all over American Democracy.
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West Virginia after we're done bribing Joe Manchin
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Ew, 2020.
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