Chad Everett Scott (No Agenda Outdoors) @c_everett_scott

Activist, Advocate, Artist, Atheist, Family Man, Naturalist, Photographer, Skeptic, Tracker, Writer Edmond, OK Joined November 2014

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Chad Everett Scott (No Agenda Outdoors) @c_everett_scott

2 years ago

Look! Quit acting like YOU didn't create your own inconvenience! It ain't my fault you waited till Mary's water broke to do your Christmas shopping. I came here for a bag of brown sugar. I didn't ask for two gallons of salty bitch.

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Chad Everett Scott (No Agenda Outdoors) @c_everett_scott

2 years ago

There's nothing quite so good at reminding you of what shitty fucking bags of utter garbage other humans are than going out in public the week before baby Jesus' birthday.

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Chad Everett Scott (No Agenda Outdoors) @c_everett_scott

2 years ago

That "peace on earth" jive goes out the window real fucking quick when there's only one bag of frozen cranberries left.

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Chad Everett Scott (No Agenda Outdoors) @c_everett_scott

2 years ago

Boy, them late 40s REALLY let you know just how many of your body movements are low key tied to your butthole. Stretch? Stretch + Fart! Bend Over? Bend Over + Fart! Laugh? Laugh + Fart! Cough? Cough + Fart! Blow your nose? Better be sitting on the toilet!

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Chad Everett Scott (No Agenda Outdoors) @c_everett_scott

2 years ago

Some of you sensitive little shits never held a flashlight for your dad and it fucking shows. Goddamn. Suck it up.

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Chad Everett Scott (No Agenda Outdoors) @c_everett_scott

2 years ago

Common Green Darner Anax junius

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Chad Everett Scott (No Agenda Outdoors) @c_everett_scott

2 years ago

Will someone please let the @Cubs know that David Ross is a sleeper agent for the @Brewers ?

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Chad Everett Scott (No Agenda Outdoors) @c_everett_scott

2 years ago

When did the definition of the word "countless" change to "any number higher than four"?

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Chad Everett Scott (No Agenda Outdoors) @c_everett_scott

2 years ago

I'm wearing jeans today for the first time in a month and a half and it's the greatest thing that's ever happened in my life.

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Chad Everett Scott (No Agenda Outdoors) @c_everett_scott

2 years ago

Pretty sure this fish is the new spokesman for Invisalign. 😁

Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept

2 years ago

Pretty sure this fish is the new spokesman for Invisalign. 😁

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Chad Everett Scott (No Agenda Outdoors) @c_everett_scott

2 years ago

A snake just almost killed me in the kitchen. Ok, it was a green bean, but when I stepped on it and it felt like a tiny snake under my foot I flailed about and jumped and I'm pretty sure I had 5 heart attacks.