Chris Weber @c_r_weber

Husband, brother, friend, Seawolf, runner, geek, dark coder, aspiring photog...all at heart. Tweets are mine and not a reflection of my employer's views He/Him blog.chrisweber.co United States Joined October 2009

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Chris Weber @c_r_weber

3 years ago

#HugOps to my #runDisney folks. No idea what they're dealing with but I do know systems fail in spectacular ways at inopportune times

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Chris Weber @c_r_weber

4 years ago

Well this has been a long time coming, exciting stuff ☺️

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Chris Weber @c_r_weber

4 years ago

I always think of it as - the top search result was the one I clicked on because my search query was _that_ good

Laurie @laurieontech

4 years ago

I always think of it as - the top search result was the one I clicked on because my search query was _that_ good

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Chris Weber @c_r_weber

4 years ago

My code is a free spirit 😂

Carla Notarobot 🤖👩🏻‍💻 @CarlaNotarobot

4 years ago

My code is a free spirit 😂

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Sarah Drasner @sarah_edo

4 years ago

Good software architecture takes both debate and iteration. You need trust on a team for both.

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Chris Weber @c_r_weber

4 years ago

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Chris Weber @c_r_weber

4 years ago

Moving the NAS next to the fire alarm is a great idea until you don't know if it's your physical or digital life that's burning when you hear incessant beeping.

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Chris Weber @c_r_weber

4 years ago

When it's Monday morning and you have to learn new stuff... youtube.com/watch?v=jp-CVY…

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Chris Weber @c_r_weber

4 years ago

Just when you think you're getting the cloud figured out, there's a whole new cloud to learn 🙃

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Thomas Südbröcker @tsuedbroecker

4 years ago

Today at 4 pm (CEST) the #ApplicationSecurityLearningJourney goes on with @c_r_weber and the topic "Best practices: Developing Secure Apps" ... in case you missed it 😉 @IBMDeveloper @Jessieevaline @NehringMarion @data_henrik

Thomas Südbröcker @tsuedbroecker

4 years ago

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Chris Weber @c_r_weber

4 years ago

Every time I think I'm clever, Production comes in and smacks me down

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Chris Weber @c_r_weber

4 years ago

Wait, so there's Tekton, but there's also Tecton? I'm going to need to start buying domain names well in advance of any ideas at this point.

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Chris Weber @c_r_weber

4 years ago

Hot Take: Candy is to Vegetables as Building features is to Documentation and the challenge is eating correctly proportioned meals while having the Candy Man as your boss.

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Chris Weber @c_r_weber

4 years ago

I had a problem, I used regex to solve it. Now I have two problems. And here I was thinking that was just a joke we told ourselves...

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Chris Weber @c_r_weber

4 years ago

Gracie Lou Freebush is that you?

BBC News (World) @BBCWorld

4 years ago

Gracie Lou Freebush is that you?

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Chris Weber @c_r_weber

4 years ago

Jelly beans fit perfectly into Quip refill containers and I think it's a conspiracy 🧐

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Chris Weber @c_r_weber

4 years ago

When your "most thinnest, excellent, best ever" butterfly keyboard gets stuck again, but this time it was on CMD+Q, you get to just take the rest of the day right? 👎

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Chris Weber @c_r_weber

4 years ago

LPT: Eat a spicy lunch right before your meeting. The other attendees will think you're sweating under the pressure giving you a strategic advantage while you chug water.