Chris Renouf @c_renouf2707
🍃🪵🪴🦻🏻Just an average Cumbrian Garden Maintenance bloke. Funny is all I have.🦻🏻🪴🪵🍃 deafiningmoments.wordpress.com Ambleside, England Joined November 2012-
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Congrats Kyren Wilson, played excellently all tournament. But Jak Jones is one scary player to watch over the next few years; very tough Selby-like competitor. Overall, the #SnookerWorldChampionship was poor in quality. All top 16 players, bar Wilson, simply didn’t show up. 🎱
Oh Stephen 😂😂😂
The best 9:54 minutes of my entire life…👍🏻🥰 🥷🏽
The best 9:54 minutes of my entire life…👍🏻🥰 🥷🏽
If the referee isn’t sure of the foul ruling, especially if it’s close contact towards a specific ball, simply put the balls back and make the player retake the shot. Excellent refereeing... 🎱👍🏻 #CazooWorldChampionship #SnookerWorldChampionship @BBCSport
Live footage from yesterday, as people voted Labour ‘for change’.
They made their own pool table
On @BBCNews, a woman in Teesside who runs a small business is moaning that the living wage has 'gone up and up' and she needs to find that money to pay her staff. Well I've not news for her; if you can't pay staff wages, you don't have a viable business. Needless to say, she…
When 'dun fucked up' peaked...🤣
When 'dun fucked up' peaked...🤣
Just. Wow. 🏴 #CazooWorldChampionship | @CazooHelp | @RiyadhSeason
Evidence yet again of him forgetting to switch his account to a burner account. How much more evidence do you need to see how much of an attention seeking liar he is? If you follow him, watch him or think he has any interest in United you’re either delusional or fucking stupid.
Keano trying desperately hard to hold it in…😂
Keano trying desperately hard to hold it in…😂
According to the Met Office April has been ‘warmer than average’ Is everyone at the Met Office pissed? Warmer than what average? The average temperature of a polar bears ball bag?
The only hurdle for Jack Lisowski to overcome is to stop playing as if the match is already won and respect his opponents more. He has an overconfidence which holds him back and is the difference between winning and winning the #WSC or other majors. Exciting player nonetheless.
My veins need a top-up…💉👀 Right now…😮💨🤣
My veins need a top-up…💉👀 Right now…😮💨🤣 https://t.co/11hkIto8sx
🤣🤣🤣 joyous. Utterly joyous.
🤣🤣🤣 joyous. Utterly joyous.
The drinks are on Dennis 🍻🍹🍷🤣 #BBCSnooker
I don’t think I’ve ever uncringe from this. Always remember that some of the thickest fuckers on this planet achieve high status and great power simply from the confidence and contacts that a privileged upbringing gives them
“Our problems in this country are not arriving on a beach in Kent from France. They’re arriving because of the oligarchs and the billionaires that run our society.”
this video is more intense than most movies i’ve seen😭
this video is more intense than most movies i’ve seen😭
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@c_renouf2707 The quickest kebab ever made as well. Ted wouldn’t of eaten that 😂😂
@c_renouf2707 That’s sad that palace gave you the happiest moment of your entire life 😂😂 I thought it would of been the final at the nou camp or the 7-0 at Anfield 🤪🤪
“To the end, into the very fires of Mordor”
@Soulaimanjaro Even to McDiarmid Park away in about six months time from now...? 🙃
Live footage from yesterday, as people voted Labour ‘for change’.
They made their own pool table
On @BBCNews, a woman in Teesside who runs a small business is moaning that the living wage has 'gone up and up' and she needs to find that money to pay her staff. Well I've not news for her; if you can't pay staff wages, you don't have a viable business. Needless to say, she…
@c_renouf2707 😂😂😂 Well played. See you at the bar down there mate! 🍻
Just. Wow. 🏴 #CazooWorldChampionship | @CazooHelp | @RiyadhSeason
Evidence yet again of him forgetting to switch his account to a burner account. How much more evidence do you need to see how much of an attention seeking liar he is? If you follow him, watch him or think he has any interest in United you’re either delusional or fucking stupid.
According to the Met Office April has been ‘warmer than average’ Is everyone at the Met Office pissed? Warmer than what average? The average temperature of a polar bears ball bag?
@anon_opin It’s because they weren’t thick, they just weren’t academic, but being able to do quadratic equations turns out to be useless in the real world.
The drinks are on Dennis 🍻🍹🍷🤣 #BBCSnooker
This dickhead. Fucking go man
I don’t think I’ve ever uncringe from this. Always remember that some of the thickest fuckers on this planet achieve high status and great power simply from the confidence and contacts that a privileged upbringing gives them
“Our problems in this country are not arriving on a beach in Kent from France. They’re arriving because of the oligarchs and the billionaires that run our society.”
this video is more intense than most movies i’ve seen😭
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