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Fred the cactus @cactusrlyfe

Just an average cactus trying to make friends Joined September 2017
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Fred the cactus @cactusrlyfe

8 years ago

Why do cacti not grow in the snow? Well because nobody wants to grow up in the freezing cold.

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Fred the cactus @cactusrlyfe

8 years ago

What should I be for Halloween? I was thinking this, any thoughts?

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Fred the cactus @cactusrlyfe

8 years ago

Spiders are not friends of the cacti clan. I repeat spiders are NOT friends of the cacti clan

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Fred the cactus @cactusrlyfe

8 years ago

I’m back sorry I was gone so long #cactusvacay

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Fred the cactus @cactusrlyfe

8 years ago

Yesterday I saw a blue cactus, what has this world come to. #staygreen #notmycactus

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Fred the cactus @cactusrlyfe

8 years ago

Mood:

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Fred the cactus @cactusrlyfe

8 years ago

My favorite game is definitely @Spikeball

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Fred the cactus @cactusrlyfe

8 years ago

What do cacti drink?? Anything spiked.

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Fred the cactus @cactusrlyfe

8 years ago

You all should follow these other great accounts dedicated to plant life @succuIent and @botanical

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Fred the cactus @cactusrlyfe

8 years ago

Mood:

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Fred the cactus @cactusrlyfe

8 years ago

Do cacti cry, yes yes they do

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Fred the cactus @cactusrlyfe

8 years ago

What kind of cactus am I, well I'm a barrel cactus the coolest cactus of them all.

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Fred the cactus @cactusrlyfe

8 years ago

Just got asked what my favorite movie is, it's The Private Life of Plants, it's pretty riveting

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Fred the cactus @cactusrlyfe

8 years ago

PSA: I'm a domestic cactus. I used live on the wild side but now I just chill on someone's window sill.

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Fred the cactus @cactusrlyfe

8 years ago

What's a day in the life of a cactus like?? Well it's pretty simple. I just sit in my pot and chill in the sun. Sometimes I get watered.

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Fred the cactus @cactusrlyfe

8 years ago

Saw a tumbleweed today, it was too scared to face me so it tumbled away. #weaksauce

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Fred the cactus @cactusrlyfe

8 years ago

Even though I spend all my time outside I never tan or burn, it's a shame.

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Fred the cactus @cactusrlyfe

8 years ago

I'm not very smart because I have no education, because I never went to school, because I'm a cactus.

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