c8 @cakelanheath
your local friendly weird girl. keeping humans alive since 2011. she/her 🦡🦇🦝🦕 Joined July 2019-
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Thank you all for the birthday wishes! 🎂 Any advice for one’s 30s? It’s been a pandemic almost the whole time so far, so belated advice appreciated 😂
I made this human and have now successfully kept him alive for one entire decade 😌
Why does it seem like he feels this so deeply in his soul tho
Celebrating my brother resigning from his job so he can be a full time Stay At Home Cat Daddy 😌🍹🍹
My favorite picture of 2021 ✨👯♂️ Joshy and I are using our 5G microchips like walkie talkies
The world is not ready for the amount of southern draw that comes out when I call my dog darlin’
How many cigarettes do I have to smoke to age me enough to stop getting carded?
Someone please reassure me that wearing chacos doesn’t make me look like a Christian.
Thank you @katieporteroc for holding it down that day 💜 you’re a wonderful friend
Thank you @katieporteroc for holding it down that day 💜 you’re a wonderful friend
Imagine prioritizing coming across as Nice, instead of actually putting in effort to be nice.
Imagine being So Fucking Privileged that you’re blind to the fact that being able to quarantine at your house for a year is a privilege, and then acting like you’re a hero for it.
If I have to see the word *~Folx~* one more time I’ll probably just die.
Accidentally added too many neoliberal locals that think they’re radical leftists to my Facebook again. 🚮🚮🚮
My great grandmother’s obituary is the most delightfully dark and marvelous thing I’ve found while working on my genealogy.
Yes, homophobic pro-life cousin, please tell racist evangelical auntie that she doesn’t know how to read and needs to shut up. Facebook is a gift 😌
The republican infighting among my extended family, (that all voted for 45 btw,) is absolutely delightful. Heart warming, really.
Imagine being our literal president and still not understanding how our voting process works 🥴
Imagine being our literal president and still not understanding how our voting process works 🥴
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