Jakob @cakob_with_a_j
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The best terminator movie would be one where a terminator got sent to the Middle Ages and people had to fight it with swords and stuff
If a little bird told you ANYTHING about me the bird was LYING
I’m happy for michael cera because I don’t think he has a twitter
I am actually majoring in poglitical science I apologize for any confusion
My hair has begun middle parting itself again is it time to become a tik tok star?
“Imagine if you will... a world in which funny little creatures wore hats and danced around and such... that is the world in which I live... you are not invited.”
Cmon son. Swag is for boys, class is for men. Now watch this. *reels back a baseball bat, shattering the magical emerald that’s been keeping his grandfather alive for years*
People really think “mama” is gonna be their kids first word all these little miscreants say is “ball” and “AAAAAHHHHHH”

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