Caleb Brandalise @calebsbrand

🌱🎹🥁🎧🎥🚕 everything has a movement these days. here for the 'news' an ze memes. calebbrandalise.com/links San Diego Joined August 2009

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Caleb Brandalise @calebsbrand

3 years ago

first tweet in a while.. have to make it count.

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Caleb Brandalise @calebsbrand

4 years ago

Can $RKT trade sideways any fkn longer?! 😂😂😂

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Caleb Brandalise @calebsbrand

4 years ago

I member seeing a spacex launch at twilight like this for the first time.. No one in our group knew what it was and quite honestly we all thought it was likely first contact 😅

Archillect @archillect

4 years ago

I member seeing a spacex launch at twilight like this for the first time.. No one in our group knew what it was and quite honestly we all thought it was likely first contact 😅

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Things society has completely lost touch with: -Stocks/company valuations -Housing prices/home values -Followers/likes/engagement expectation -Hard work/sticking with a career path -Romance/monogamous desire -Healthy eating/living/thinking -Patience -obv more

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Caleb Brandalise @calebsbrand

4 years ago

God, Hollywood is so corrupt :/

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Caleb Brandalise @calebsbrand

4 years ago

The best service, is no service 🥰👌

Elon Musk @elonmusk

4 years ago

The best service, is no service 🥰👌

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Candace Owens @RealCandaceO

4 years ago

Remember back when the “conspiracy theorists” told you that corrupt governments and Big Pharma were intentionally counting flu deaths as Covid deaths to justify lockdowns—But the “journalists” insisted that the flu was magically eradicated from society because of masks?

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Caleb Brandalise @calebsbrand

4 years ago

Love me some california prevention efforts.. 690% ?! 😂😅😧😭 independent.co.uk/news/world/ame…

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Caleb Brandalise @calebsbrand

4 years ago

Boss Baby: Family Business, spanks crt & woke ideology education in schools HARD!!

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Caleb Brandalise @calebsbrand

4 years ago

There's no way my neighbors don't hear my farts.

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Caleb Brandalise @calebsbrand

4 years ago

Pleasantville hits pretty close 🤌

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Caleb Brandalise @calebsbrand

4 years ago

The movie, Movie 43, is like a real life interdimentional cable movie.

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Caleb Brandalise @calebsbrand

4 years ago

I have a masseuse who's so good that I will have to stop seeing her if ever I'm to get a girlfriend

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Caleb Brandalise @calebsbrand

4 years ago

Is it too late to ask for a Season 2 of The Last Tycoon?

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Gina Bontempo @FlorioGina

4 years ago

Elon Musk is an African-American immigrant with Asperger’s syndrome. You’d think the left would love him. But having too much money & success and having your own opinions cancel out any points you earn on the oppression Olympics scale.

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New Scientist @newscientist

4 years ago

The hydrogen atoms in your body, which account for a little over a tenth of your mass, were formed in the Big Bang bit.ly/3ummtKO

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Caleb Brandalise @calebsbrand

4 years ago

Are behaviors like this making ppl cynical? How easy is it to trust blue checks, or people in your party, or on the trending page? Online, takes a while to trust someone, typically takes video. In the real world, can be pretty quick. We're all missing the real world.