HADES @callmepluton

god of the dead, ruler of the underworld most of it is my thoughts about Persephone and Cerberus, nothing else matters :) Underworld Joined November 2020

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4 years ago

Demeter: the best part was the memories we made along the way Hades: i almost died! Demeter: that was my fondest memory

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HADES @callmepluton

4 years ago

Okay I need to stop dissappearing for a moth after 2 hours of social interaction!😭😭😭

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4 years ago

Persephone: it's like you're having a midlife crisis Hades, who's wearing a lighter shade of black: i live in an ongoing crisis, dear

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someone pls commission me to write an I Think About This a Lot: that scene in Ratatouille where Colette asks Remy "how do you tell how good bread is without tasting it? not the smell, not the look, but the sound of the crust...listen....ahh a symphony of crackle"

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Satan @PostsOfSatan

4 years ago

If you sell me your soul, i’ll fix your sleep schedule

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Hades @Rex_Mortuis

4 years ago

HELP, Zeus is singing Despacito to Hera and he’s butchering all the lyrics

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HADES @callmepluton

4 years ago

This' exactly what happened

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4 years ago

This' exactly what happened

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4 years ago

Hades: oh, a present? i didn't get you anything. i'll make it up on you! Persephone: it's your birthday, Hades

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4 years ago

Persephone: every time i'm around Hades my pulse increases, my breath shortens, and my temperature skyrockets Persephone: i think i'm alergic to him

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Hades @Rex_Mortuis

4 years ago

Me after accidentally touching Zeus

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4 years ago

Me after accidentally touching Zeus

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4 years ago

[4 am] Hades: nothing is on fire, fire is on things Persephone: Hades: did i wak- Persephone: firetrucks are actually watertrucks Hades: and most of the stars we see are dead Persephone: did we make humans or did the humans make us? Hades: too early or too late for crisis

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HADES @callmepluton

4 years ago

Okay wait i-

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4 years ago

I'm fireproof

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4 years ago

I'm fireproof

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HADES @callmepluton

4 years ago

Okay wait this is amusing, I'll have new punishments now✨

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4 years ago

Okay wait this is amusing, I'll have new punishments now✨

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4 years ago

Hades: can we talk? one Persephone stan to another? Demeter: i don't see why not

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4 years ago

Zagreus, over the phone: dad, i need 750€ Hades: why? Zagreus: for an escape room Hades: what kind of escape room costs 750€?! Zagreus: jail

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4 years ago

Is this the cutest thing youve seen today ?

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HADES @callmepluton

4 years ago

I thought that I made a deal with half my kingdom but she rules my heart and mind now. :')

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4 years ago

She is the only reason I have feelings.....

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4 years ago

I just want to know how did Persephone only manage to eat 6 pomegranate seeds like they're the cocaine of fruit and you can't eat JUST 6 singular seeds!!!!??!!??!? You have to shove handfuls and handfuls of it into your mouth!! I still love her tho!