GLaDOS @cantstoptesting

(PARODY ACCOUNT NOT AT ALL RELATED TO @valvesoftware) i do science for the good of all people. You may Call me GLaDOS nothing more, or else I will kill you Aperture Science Laboratories Joined February 2023

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FruitKnukl 🥭 @FruitKnuklYT

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I found a toilet outside of aperture’s dumpster

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Wheatley and the Space Core
Ran by: @daft_drone - 🤖 @Squido_Reborn - 🌑
⚠️THIS IS A PARODY AND IS NOT ASSOCIATED WITH VALVe OR PORTAL
BIGOTS AND RACISTS DNI⚠

Wheatley and Space Co... @spaceeeemoron

6 Followers 15 Following Wheatley and the Space Core Ran by: @daft_drone - 🤖 @Squido_Reborn - 🌑 ⚠️THIS IS A PARODY AND IS NOT ASSOCIATED WITH VALVe OR PORTAL BIGOTS AND RACISTS DNI⚠

Dirt Sword @DirtSword

11 Followers 82 Following video game.

slashstabslice @slashstabber

11 Followers 130 Following

Hi! I'm Sean, an editor/writer/social media manager for @TheDailyLambda. If you're talking to someone there, it's most likely me. (Parody, @Happidapp)

Sean Byrne @ADailyEditor

119 Followers 92 Following Hi! I'm Sean, an editor/writer/social media manager for @TheDailyLambda. If you're talking to someone there, it's most likely me. (Parody, @Happidapp)

Cynolovesyou✝️ @Cynolovesyou_

669 Followers 2K Following i read anime bro | chumbud 4 life

We here at The Daily Lambda strive to give you the most of a wide variety of news topics, mainly about life in City 17. (Parody, @Happidapp)

The Daily Lambda @TheDailyLambda

265 Followers 144 Following We here at The Daily Lambda strive to give you the most of a wide variety of news topics, mainly about life in City 17. (Parody, @Happidapp)

Hemp Consumer 420 @BannyTheBunny0

75 Followers 2K Following I'm funny

Jaz, He/Him | proud father of 7 blahaj and 2 tortoise plushes | autism adhd and anxiety | trans right or cinderblock | minor | Writer at @yellingatchild

evil henchman @jazilbazil

Solomon Gλrrett 🇨... @SolomonGarret69

Sarp @ssarpv

100 Followers 357 Following 18 | Javascript wizard | EN-TR game localizer @prismaloc | arch, btw.

Quadro @Quadro283

72 Followers 1K Following I like gaming

Portal memes @PortalMemes321

163 Followers 191 Following I died after holding my breath until Portal 3 comes out (DM me to submit a meme) Main/Owner:@Daft_Drone

James & Simon @resistancedudes

413 Followers 393 Following We are FINALLY back! The Resistance Dudes. COMBINE DNI. (Half-Life Parody Account) Main; @shiftysoffline

Retired troll|Discord: coconutneversleepagain|Steam code:1145379387|Will FB eventually| #BanSex vet| Leak = pack| Main account: @CoconutPostingW

Coconut’s private a... @epicgamer4564

SHIFTY @shiftysaltline

179 Followers 955 Following My realest alt for real main is @shiftysoffline also I have ADHD STRAWPAGE IS OUT https://t.co/oqvaaUpath

Berdy λ @FloppaDoigby

116 Followers 3K Following Hλlf-Life #savetf2 source engine enjoyer

SentryTurret420 @SentryTurret420

66 Followers 11 Following

$/Unit\: a4312809 /Status\: online /System diagnostics\: Memory lost, manual restart required$

//DATA MISSING\\ Dale @DATA_lost_core

78 Followers 75 Following /Unit\: a4312809 /Status\: online /System diagnostics\: Memory lost, manual restart required

SPACE CORE @SSPAAACEEE_

126 Followers 102 Following SPACE SPACE I LOVE SPACE SPACE

SentryTurret420 @SentryTurret420

66 Followers 11 Following

The official Twitter of Naughty Dog, developers of The Last of Us Part II Remastered, available now on PS5 and PC. Games rated RP to M by the ESRB

Naughty Dog @Naughty_Dog

3.7M Followers 2K Following The official Twitter of Naughty Dog, developers of The Last of Us Part II Remastered, available now on PS5 and PC. Games rated RP to M by the ESRB

Slim Jim 🚀 @SlimJim

487K Followers 149K Following 🍖 Nice to meat you 🫶

fuck @BlackMesa_OFC
warning the link in our website is outdated and our website department was shut down because of glados

Aperture Labratory @ApertureLabour

82 Followers 25 Following fuck @BlackMesa_OFC warning the link in our website is outdated and our website department was shut down because of glados

SPACE CORE @SSPAAACEEE_

126 Followers 102 Following SPACE SPACE I LOVE SPACE SPACE

Cinnabon @Cinnabon

225K Followers 127K Following i smell good | married to @slimjim 💙

We are the UN’s health agency - #HealthForAll. Always check our latest tweets for updated advice/information. We will respond to mis-and-disinformation.

World Health Organiza... @WHO

12.1M Followers 2K Following We are the UN’s health agency - #HealthForAll. Always check our latest tweets for updated advice/information. We will respond to mis-and-disinformation.

Chandler Hallow @ChandlerHallow

1.1M Followers 12 Following Jesus loves You Follower of Jesus

MrBeast @MrBeast

33.3M Followers 2K Following New MrBeast or MrBeast Gaming video each Saturday!

YouTuber of Bored Smashing and “Vlogs.” Weird Flexes, especially when nobody asked. (PAID) VERIFIED VIRGIN - BU$INE$$: plainrock124@outloudtalent.com

Plainrock124 @plainrocktweets

122K Followers 303 Following YouTuber of Bored Smashing and “Vlogs.” Weird Flexes, especially when nobody asked. (PAID) VERIFIED VIRGIN - BU$INE$$: [email protected]

Cave Johnson @CaveJohnson

25K Followers 70 Following The name's Cave Johnson, founder and CEO of Aperture Science. I don't see crises - only challengitunities.

Cave Johnson @Cave_Bot

155 Followers 1 Following Founder and CEO of Aperture Science. I gave life its lemons back.

Recently rebuilt after being incinerated. Formally known as Knowledge Seeking Core of Awesomeness. Are you gonna follow me? #CuriosityKilledtheCore

Curiosity Core @Curiosity_Core_

297 Followers 124 Following Recently rebuilt after being incinerated. Formally known as Knowledge Seeking Core of Awesomeness. Are you gonna follow me? #CuriosityKilledtheCore

Cake Core Bot @cakeCoreBot

68 Followers 2 Following A Cake Core Bot. @ it and it will respond. #Portal #Portal2 #Valve

Fact Core Bot @factcoreBot

92 Followers 4 Following A Fact Core Bot. @ it and it will respond. #Portal #Portal2 #Valve

Chell Johnson @Chell_Johnson

9 Followers 8 Following Hi I'm Chell {Redacted}

La Mejor Región @lamejorregion

18 Followers 43 Following Mejorar murcia en todos los aspectos. Murcia unida y conectada. 🌱🚊🚍

우주코어 / SPACE ... @SPACEcore_krbot

50 Followers 1 Following 포탈2의 등장인물(?)우주코어 자동봇/당연히 포탈 2의 스포일링 포함/우주코어의 대사를 한글 혹은 영어로 30분 간격 트윗/정신이 사나울 수 있습니다/SPAAAAAAAAACE!

Wheatley @wheatley_core

1K Followers 916 Following Wheatley is a loose Personality Core in Portal 2. Otherwise known as Jay_Malk. Also does podcasts http://t.co/rEnY0LtbvC

The Game Awards @thegameawards

1.5M Followers 921 Following Streaming Live December 11, 2025 @peacock_theater L.A. Celebrating the best in video games and debuting what's next.

Aperture Science Psyc... @ApertureSPL

572 Followers 1 Following Exploring the frontier of mental reprogramming through music.

Aperture Science @ApScience

5K Followers 3K Following Aperture brings the best science to the consumer at an economical price.

Valve @valvesoftware

733K Followers 11 Following We make games, Steam, and hardware. For support, visit https://t.co/VRsFD4GURP.

J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling

14.5M Followers 1K Following Writer sometimes known as Robert Galbraith

Official Twitter account of the World’s Favorite Genius. Managed by CMG Worldwide, authorized representative of the Albert Einstein Estate.

Albert Einstein @AlbertEinstein

792K Followers 1K Following Official Twitter account of the World’s Favorite Genius. Managed by CMG Worldwide, authorized representative of the Albert Einstein Estate.

Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson

14.3M Followers 28 Following Astrophysicist https://t.co/sujhGiva2J

Official NASA account. Exploring the universe, advancing science, and inspiring the next generation of explorers.

Verification: https://t.co/8nok3NP4PW

NASA @NASA

88.0M Followers 158 Following Official NASA account. Exploring the universe, advancing science, and inspiring the next generation of explorers. Verification: https://t.co/8nok3NP4PW