Hannah D @capable_egg

The most actual magic thing you can do for yourself is to spend 5 years listening to a specific playlist *only* when you’re very happy. Then, when you hit a low low, you do a tricky little brain trick.

0 0 3 183 0

Hannah D @capable_egg

2 years ago

Illogically this is not a reflection on any other girl at all, but I do think I’m the cutest girl in the world.

2 0 8 2K 0

Hannah D @capable_egg

2 years ago

Barista: Oops, I accidentally gave you a broken heart 💔

0 0 5 345 0

Download Image

Hannah D @capable_egg

2 years ago

I asked the woman at the dry cleaners if she could do some alterations on my dress by Wednesday, and she said “you guys need to be coming in earlier.” I’m not sure who all she was referring to, but I felt obligated to pass it on.

0 0 2 171 0

💬 @traptaro

3 years ago

oh they really won

301 16K 138K 9.7M 11K

Download Video

Hannah D @capable_egg

3 years ago

Why are the trains so bad. Over $100 for a one way 10-hour ride from DC to SC. Flying costs the same if not less, and it’s so much faster. Can we please incentivize traveling in a more energy efficient, earth friendly way. This is my most earnest and heartfelt tweet.

0 0 4 267 0

Hannah D @capable_egg

3 years ago

Worms are being especially dumb today. Stay off the sidewalk you little idiots

1 0 2 303 0

Hannah D @capable_egg

3 years ago

Stop romanticizing a franchise that puts money in the pocket of a powerful transphobic woman. We all loved those books, movies, games, etc, but that chapter is closed, and that is okay. This is a replaceable good. Move on.