Chris Wynne @captdistraction

IT Professional Firefighter, Business Developer, Amateur Racer, Hopeful Napper. facebook.com/captdistraction Phoenix, Az Joined July 2009

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Next Gen Stats @NextGenStats

6 days ago

Dak Prescott's 34-yard pass to Jalen Tolbert had a completion probability of 7.2%, the second-most improbable completion in the NGS era. Tolbert was 0.2 yards from the sideline when the pass arrived. #GBvsDAL | #DallasCowboys

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Chris Wynne @captdistraction

3 months ago

Enter to win a free dashcam at Vortex Radar's 2025 Dashcam Giveaway #giveaway #win vortexradar.com/2025/07/2025-d…

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10 months ago

This won't reach far, but feels good to get it off my chest. 2024 has been the most difficult year of my life, marked by the end of hobbies, difficult incidents & battles, and too many losses of family and friends, most recently a colleague who was a great friend. I've had enough

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Dallas Cowboys @dallascowboys

2 years ago

He’s our long snapper… of course, you’re going to repost this video & #ProBowlVote for @tsieg58❗️

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Dak Prescott @dak

2 years ago

Probably gonna get a lot of $h!t for this. @LeadFromBehind

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B&S @_B___S

2 years ago

the happiness of this dog after they put prostheses on him

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Cameron Magruder @ScooterMagruder

2 years ago

RT if your NFL team is undefeated

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Chris Wynne @captdistraction

2 years ago

New late summer project - smaller of two of the “fat ones” on the docket.

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Rocketghoul 🎃 🚀 @Rocket_Grrrl

2 years ago

WHY WOULD DAVID MARCUS RUSH TO CLAIM THE GENESIS DEVICE WAS A FAILURE WHEN THE NEXT TRIAL WAS SUPPOSED TO BE DONE ON A MOON OR OTHER DEAD FORM AND NOT SUBJECTED TO UNCONTROLLED VARIABLES LIKE DETONATION INSIDE A SPACECRAFT CONTAINING ANTIMATTER AND UTILIZING MATTER FROM A NEBULA?

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Chris Wynne @captdistraction

2 years ago

I'm no @BuckAdmiral - but I am really happy with how this build turned out. A few touch ups here and there and on to the next.

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Chris Wynne @captdistraction

3 years ago

Opinion: @TerryMatalas is doing for Star Trek what Jon Favreau has done for Star Wars. If they stick the landing this is truly something special - I wish we were getting so much more of this.

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Dallas Cowboys @dallascowboys

3 years ago

#CowboysNation: you want a @dak Prescott signed helmet?! RETWEET THIS for a chance to win it! 🔁🔁🔁 Each RT gets DOUBLE the votes, so let's run it 🆙 RULES: bit.ly/3Zv232e #WPMOYChallenge | @Nationwide

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DeMarcus Lawrence @TankLawrence

3 years ago

Hearing I’m BARELY top ten in Pro Bowl votes. Retweet IF THAT PISSES YOU OFF 🤬😤😡 COWBOYS NATION‼️Picking out 2 RT’s to win this signed football & Helmet which has unc @michaelirvin88 sig on it too! #ProBowlVote #DemarcusLawrence @dallascowboys

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Downdetector Canada @downdetectorca

5 years ago

User reports indicate Microsoft Teams is having problems since 2:37 PM EDT. downdetector.ca/status/teams/ RT if you're also having problems #teamsdown

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Chris Wynne @captdistraction

5 years ago

Ciasullo Family Fundraiser gofundme.com/f/ciasullo-fam…

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5 years ago

Happy hour was hiding behind the house today instagram.com/p/CAHBy7bFbP3/…

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Chris Wynne @captdistraction

6 years ago

Late start, but it’s finally racing season for me. Cleaned the garage a few times over (and again for good measure), stocked the cabinets and started to tear into Bill Day’s awesome shortblock built for the #50 car.… instagram.com/p/B8sjAZOlb_j/…