its not my fault @carlwright94
I do certain questionable actions from time to time.....whatever happens it is never my fault Joined April 2015-
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Go on the sesh for 24 hours and all of a sudden I'm the new maddy mccann #itsnotmyfault
New year new me..... It will still never be my fault though #itsnotmyfault2k16
As if my mam said I ruined Christmas, all I done was went on a 2 day bender and made her spend Christmas morning on her own #itsnotmyfault
Kavos on Monday. Hope tom has decent tops for me to blow me nose on this year #ithoughtitwasateatowel #itsnotmyfault
Corbridge fest this weekend with me dad. I'll probs start on him like but I bet it's cos hes been taking the piss out of me #itsnotmyfault
Hope I don't brake my foot on hols like last year. Tbf though that volleyball post shouldn't of been made of metal like #itsnotmyfault
Taking it easy this weekend so that if someone gets me out I can blame it on them when I wake up having pissed on the carpet #itsnotmyfault
This isn't me, it's me really. #notcarl #itsnotmyfaullt
When me mam kicks off after I've egged the windows. Calm soon man its a joke #itsnotmyfault
When me mam kicks off after I've egged the windows. Calm soon man its a joke #itsnotmyfault
This is gonna be me next year. Can't wait. And if I fail #itsnotmyfault
Mam has kicked off again because I went missing for 24 hours, 2 for 1 jager bombs though what does she expect? #letitgo #itsnotmyfault
Not gonna let this hotel room go to waste. I'm texting every bird I know. And if none of them fancy it they're all frigid #itsnotmyfault
Fuck sake. Just threw the dvd player across the room and broke it cos I couldn't get the frozen dvd in properly #letitgo #itsnotmyfault
Anyone see me smash that muffin off the bouncers heed. That's what he gets for telling me to clean up after myself #itsnotmyfault
Seen some Muslim woman fall down the stairs. Can't believe my mates didn't help her they should have #itsnotmyfault #islamicstate #halalcarl
Can't wait to get off me face for me birthday on Durham with the lads. No matter what I do the day #itsnotmyfault
Ah for fuck sake man. Lost me slippers. Bet me mam threw them out or that Dutch bird knicked them #itsnotmyfault
Had a wee in the corner of my room whilst half asleep last night, now the carpet is soaking #itsnotmyfault #carpetsfault #shouldbepissproof
Don't believe it man, had far to much to drink last night. Now I have a hangover. #itsnotmyfault #drinksfault
Been kicked out by me mam, again. Does she expect me to not be off me face all weekend? Its bank holiday. Shell never learn #itsnotmyfault
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