Carmen's Cafe @carmenscafekc
Casual upscale Italian bistro with a festive tapas menu in the heart of Brookside, KCMO Eat Your Heart Out carmenscafekc.com Kansas City Joined September 2011-
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This evening, enjoy a traditional Italian dish, Chicken Parmigiano. Breaded & baked chicken breast topped with Provel & parmesan cheese, served with a side of pasta and red sauce, our famous house salad and fresh Italian bread & butter. Just look at all that melted cheese...
This is the way to start dinner at Carmen's. We're famous for our Stuffed Artichoke with all that garlic butter over a freshly steamed artichoke stuffed with Italian breadcrumbs, shrimp and crab. Let us fix you one this evening. Reservations online at Tock.com
Always made fresh to order and served hot from the kitchen. Can you taste your favorite? Join us for dinner this evening and enjoy your Carmen's dining experience. Reservations online at Tock.com #kceats #kclocaleats #kcgreateats #kcfoodsnobs #kcfoodies
Tonight, indulge with our Steak Oscar. It's a customer favorite with two charbroiled beef medallions cooked just they way you like them topped with shrimp, scallops, asparagus and a garlic cream sauce. Oh so delicious and served with our famous house salad.
Carry out all of your Carmen's favorites this evening. From salad to appetizers and entrees, they're all available. Call 816.333.4048 to place your order or DoorDash.com for delivery. Make it Carmen's tonight...
Make it a steak night this evening at Carmen's. See what Mary had to say about our Steak Modiga in her 5 STAR Google review... From: Mary T Rating: 5 STARS "All I can say is, fantastic!! Must go! Their food is to die for! Steak Modiga is like butter!!!" #kcgreateats
Voting ends on Saturday and we've made it to the finals in The Pitch Best of Kansas City as one of the finalists in the best Italian restaurant but we still need your help. Could you please vote for us as the Best Italian Restaurant.
THANK YOU Carmen's fans and we've made it to the finals in The Pitch Best of Kansas City as one of the finalists in the best Italian restaurants but we still need your help. Could you please vote for us as the Best Italian Restaurant. Thanks!
Join us for dinner this evening and sit at the bar and watch your dinner being prepared and watch the show. Guaranteed great on both accounts, food and show. Reservations online at Tock.com . Spiedini anyone?
It’s “Wine Sunday” at Carmen’s with 1/2 Price bottles of wine. Any bottle $60 and under is 1/2 Price so join us opening at 5pm. #kceats #kclocaleats #kcgreateats #kcfoodsnobs #kcfoodies #kcfoodiefinds #kcbesteats #foodkc #carryout #catering #chiefs #chiefskingdom
It shouts "Italian"... Looking for something uniquely different this evening for dinner? Try our Tortellini Andres. Donut-shaped pasta stuffed with prosciutto ham & chicken in Alfredo sauce with mushrooms & peas. Served with our famous house salad and fresh Italian bread.
How about Carmen's carry out this evening? One Stuffed Artichoke ready to go and just look at all that shrimp & crab? Simply heat it up in your microwave for approximately 3 minutes and you're ready to enjoy. The next question is what entree are you going to get to go with it?
PHONE LINE DOWN ! Ma Bell is having issues and our main phone line is out. You can contact us in the meantime on our secondary line at 816.333.9019. Thanks!!
For a limited time, Lobster Spiedini is back! Lobster tail dusted in Italian breadcrumbs, rolled and charbroiled with choice of lemon butter sauce or our favorite, a garlic champagne cream sauce. Served with a side of linguine and our famous house salad and fresh Italian bread.
Join us at the bar any evening and watch your dinners being prepared right in front of you. Bar seating on a first come first serve basis. Carmen's, the only name you need to know for Italian food.
Family Reunion coming up? Let Carmen's Catering provide the food for your celebration. Why not a tray of our housemade Lasagna? Full tray feeds 15-20 people. Don't forget a tray of our famous house salad to go with it! Order yours today at 816.333.4048.
Staying in this evening but craving the great taste of Carmen's? Order all of your favorites with Carmen's carry out or DoorDash delivery if you prefer. Order now at 816.333.4048 for carry out or for delivery at DoorDash.com . Make it Carmen's tonight!
Due to the severe weather, we have lost power and are unable to open this evening. Sorry for the inconvenience but Carmen's will be closed for the balance of the evening. Please make future reservations at Tock.com
What dish have you been craving since we've been away on vacation? Enjoy one of Carmen's Spiedini dishes for dinner this evening like maybe our Chicken Spiedini Julian. You know you want it so satisfy your craving & come dine with us. Opening at 4pm for your dining experience.
It's our last day of Vacation and we're opening tomorrow for your dining experience and we can't wait to see everyone.
Abby Eden @AbbyEden
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Enjoy your own full private bar along with our open interactive kitchen in Carmen's Private Dining for up to 85 of your guests. For lunch, dinner or cocktail reception, contact Elizabeth for your personal tour and to reserve your date. 816.333.4048
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