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CK @carsonkill

Joined January 2012
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spaceash.es on 🟦☁️ @spaceashes

2 years ago

thats a couch

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adm other accou @64bitvio

2 years ago

thats a couch

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Tim Dillon @TimJDillon

2 years ago

I spent 17K on Taylor Swift tickets and I gave them to a homeless family. They’re now asking me how to get to the concert and if there will be food. I’m a little sick of people not appreciating what they have.

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Nick Mullen @nycguidovoice

2 years ago

Basically the only reason AI hasn’t taken all the jobs in Hollywood already is because producers haven’t figured out a way to sexually assault it yet

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Theo Von @TheoVon

3 years ago

Biden the best mumble rapper

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Jessica Kirson @JessicaKirson

3 years ago

I can’t believe Alex Jones and Kim Kardashian broke up!

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CK @carsonkill

3 years ago

Relish is 100% pickle salad

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CK @carsonkill

3 years ago

10/10 would eat

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CK @carsonkill

3 years ago

Grayson Allen is a villain, and he’s also a Ted cruz lookin mf

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CK @carsonkill

3 years ago

Found a dead crow in the middle of the field, witchcraft people is this a good or bad thing.

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Chris Distefano @chrisdcomedy

4 years ago

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Shane Gillis @Shanemgillis

4 years ago

Dababy keeps legally shooting people. Who’s this guy think he is? Kyle rittenhouse!??!!?

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Joe List @JoeListComedy

4 years ago

God I hope a celebrity says something inappropriate soon so we can back to discussing what really matters.

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CK @carsonkill

4 years ago

Eminem is going to perform FACK at the Super Bowl halftime show

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CK @carsonkill

4 years ago

The CDC says it’s now okay to eat yellow snow

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James @CaucasianJames

5 years ago

normalize shooting on the basketball hoop in ur neighbor’s driveway even though u’ve never spoken to them

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CK @carsonkill

5 years ago

This kid just had a single Kraft cheese slice for dinner

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CK @carsonkill

5 years ago

Working in someone’s house and they have the same imagine dragons song playing on repeat while they take a shower. Why?

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CK @carsonkill

5 years ago

No Spotify, I will not listen to the Michelle Obama podcast. Please stop telling me to

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CK @carsonkill

5 years ago

I was really impressed with #DAVEFXX , hilarious show and casting @CheetoSantino on it just makes it even better. @lildickytweets

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CK @carsonkill

6 years ago

If you haven’t fed your neopets in over 18 years does someone take of them for you?

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