When I was in middle school I used to hide the coffee maker before my Mormon friends came over or else they’d tell their parents and wouldn’t be allowed to be my friend anymore. It was that serious

@cassbeewrites oh my god???

@cassbeewrites what is sinful about coffee 😭

@cassbeewrites no it was that serious. Like oh my friends parents had a bottle of wine on the counter? Coffee? visiting rights REVOKED 😭