cayls @cayleetoma

Joined May 2012

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shitposter emeritus @jazzghost_pm

5 months ago

It turns out eating almost all your meals at home does in fact save you a comical amount of money. Humbled to discover this

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Uncle Ari @MazeDaMouth

3 years ago

I have never come back from any holiday feeling relaxed, refreshed & reinvigorated to get back into work. I come back with the taste of freedom, still fresh in my mouth, a renewed hatred for work, and a strong suspicion that this is not what I should be spending my life doing.

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cayls @cayleetoma

3 years ago

seeing everyone’s spotify wrapped is so fucking fun are you kidding i love it

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cayls @cayleetoma

3 years ago

if i ever got to see this fucker perform live i would simply ✨pass away✨like LOOK AT THIS SHIT🤤

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cayls @cayleetoma

3 years ago

why do i always start cleaning my house at such inappropriate times. you’d think i’d start at 10am so i could get it done and have a relaxing evening, right? WRONG. i start at 8pm and get pissed off when it’s midnight and i’m still not done. what is WRONG WITH ME

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twilight renaissance | fanpage @twilightreborn

3 years ago

breaking: twilight just received a 2 hour standing ovation from me in my living room after viewing it for the 100th time

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cayls @cayleetoma

3 years ago

when ur mans works night shift😂💀

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cayls @cayleetoma

3 years ago

WHAT

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Pierre Poilievre @PierrePoilievre

4 years ago

I’m running for Prime Minister to give you back control of your life. Sign up now to help me replace Trudeau & restore freedom: forms.gle/kaJpVRUhzDj9AA…

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puff @rishipuff

4 years ago

abolish the five day work week please i need to do my dishes

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cayls @cayleetoma

4 years ago

ok but like guys doing pottery is sexy af

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Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420

4 years ago

Rockstar shit

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andy from 5 to 7 @ChampagneAnyone

4 years ago

i got my fucking peaches out in fucking georgia

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Dr. Kaleb Dahlgren @KalebDahlgren

5 years ago

Thinking of my 16 angels, my 12 brothers carrying on, all the Bronco families, and everyone else who was impacted on this day 3 years ago💚💛 I love and miss everyone very much. Forever #HumboldtStrong

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Cruise Control Podcast @podcast_cruise

5 years ago

EPI 3 IS LIVE NOW🥵this week the boys bring a girl on the show and talk about everything from poop, to shitty roommates, to the Annabelle doll. Everyone go give it a listen and let us know what you think! #newpodcast #annabelle2020

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cayls @cayleetoma

5 years ago

it’s not delivery..... it’s disarono. @robbywgucci @ChampagneAnyone

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Autozone Jones @robbywgucci

6 years ago

God damn they did not have to go this hard

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cayls @cayleetoma

6 years ago

layla is me. i am layla.

ZUBY: @ZubyMusic

6 years ago

layla is me. i am layla.

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Chris D'Elia @chrisdelia

6 years ago

So weird a guy ate a bat halfway across the world and now I can’t go to the gym.

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Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420

6 years ago

Imagine knowing how to isolate a virus. I can’t even flip a fuckin pancake. One side will be fine, everythings good. But then I flip it and it cooks too fast so the batter on the inside isn’t cooked but the outside is already burning. It’s all fucked up