Woodstock Denier @cbsouthie

Doing chef stuff somewhere between the cavern of shame and the hall of dismay. COYG. Home Team. Weirdo Swarm. Gizzverse/Church of Derek Joined February 2012

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Woodstock Denier @cbsouthie

35 minutes ago

All Clemson needed to get going was a night game.

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4 days ago

Possum is Good Lovin. Number Line is Sugar Mag. Joy is Black Muddy. Tweeprise is Tweeprise. Goose sucks.

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a week ago

Gus Johnson about to send a dick pic to Arch’s mom to start the 4th quarter. Getting weird.

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a week ago

What Jerry Jones did with Micah Parsons should be known as “fucked around and Cracker Barrel’d”.

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a week ago

Is “Christian Radio Uber Driver on the Way to the Death Metal Show” too long for a band name?? Asking for Jesus.

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2 weeks ago

As long as I can get catfish & eggs without judgement, and some candy and assorted knicknackery, who cares? Get over it, Randy.

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2 weeks ago

As long as I can get catfish & eggs without judgement, and some candy and assorted knicknackery, who cares? Get over it, Randy.

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2 weeks ago

Kai Havertz walked so Eze could run.

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2 weeks ago

Why does my gross, sweaty shirt look like Jerr Bear??

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2 weeks ago

I read for pleasure

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3 weeks ago

If anyone needs me I’ll be in a Thelonious Monk rabbit hole.

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4 weeks ago

48 hours Dr. Pepper free.

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4 weeks ago

I have Oscar-worthy dreams and a pen barely fit for Mad Libs.

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4 weeks ago

David Byrne does the new “What’s in My Bag?” episode and he’s all about some Fela Kuti. And he grabs some IDLES, too. My hero.

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a month ago

Looking for 1 Panic Asheville ticket for tonight. Is CashorTrade sketchy these days?

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a month ago

Every show I say “PYITE > Ghost > one of the songs about waves and oceans and shit.” The prophecy is fulfilled.

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2 months ago

Happy Birthday, Lakewood ‘97 Ghost. Still one of my favorite things from the phish. 💃🏼🕺🏾

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An all-timer sleeper Panic show on this day in 2001. My friend wrote the setlist on the back of a white t after the show with a sharpie. On the front he wrote “I WAS IN DELAWARE AND YOU WEREN’T.” Started a lot of conversations the rest of tour.