Cdbalc @cdbalc

Gentleman seeking the finer things in life. Northeast Joined June 2018

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Cdbalc @cdbalc

4 days ago

Last night was entertaining. Some guy pounding on my hotel door at 1AM, drunk. Got a little heated when I opened the door, thinking his wife had a guy in the room. Took a minute to explain to him he was on the wrong floor

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Cdbalc @cdbalc

2 weeks ago

I can safely say, I’ve never taken or sent a dick pic. Unfortunately, my coworker can’t say the same since they just found out he’s been using his company phone to send previously mentioned dick pics! Dummy!

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2 weeks ago

Cleaning out the house of a deceased parent is not for the faint of heart.

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4 weeks ago

The treasure that is Buffalo cuisine. I had a Buffalo style pizza this week so good I almost wept. Almost everywhere you turn there is some unique food experience awaiting you.

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a month ago

Walking boot again! Getting older is not for the weak.

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a month ago

Had a dinner meeting with some of my younger co-workers and listening to their dating exploits and the risks they are taking horrify me. One actually mentioned it burns when he pees and then called me an old fart for telling him to get tested! Yikes

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a month ago

I feel irrationally upset that my pedicure got cancelled today. My feet have taken a beating of late and need some tender care

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a month ago

Just realized I need to renew my passport, hope it gets processed before my next Canadian trip.

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a month ago

Feels like sitting in an oven outside today! 🥵

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a month ago

Me this week trying to get out of Manhattan and Brooklyn.

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2 months ago

Cooks at diners are some of the best at their jobs. Huge menus and everything coming out of the kitchen is crafted.

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2 months ago

My hotel in Buffalo yesterday had an autographed Tom Brady photo up for auction. That seemed like blasphemy!

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2 months ago

You can’t quite grasp how big of a piece of shit a sibling is, until a parent passes away.

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3 months ago

I stay in a silly amount of hotels every year. Would it really kill their bottom line to supply decent toilet paper?

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4 months ago

I still get nervous and excited awaiting the arrival of my ATF companion. No matter how many times I’ve seen her, I still get the jitters.

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4 months ago

To all those lovely mothers I’ve had the honor of spending time with, Happy Mother’s Day!

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5 months ago

Dodged a bullet. Step outside to check out the plants blooming and turn the corner to face a skunk staring back at me. Fortunately, we both stepped away without an incident.