celo @celonater

NYC Joined October 2012

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felipotle 🌯 @CaptainFDaddy

a year ago

Andy Reid saved us from it being “Mormon missionary suit”

cat is a showgirl ❤️‍🔥 @DBATCats

a year ago

Andy Reid saved us from it being “Mormon missionary suit”

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PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter

a year ago

Rick Pitino to BYU?

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sarah @sablaah

2 years ago

I could never be a movie critic because almost every time I see a movie I’m like “yeah that was fun” and it’s usually because I got popcorn and a big soda

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SAUCE GARDNER @iamSauceGardner

2 years ago

#ProBowlVote Sauce Gardner 1 RETWEET=1 VOTE

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Rob Demovsky @RobDemovsky

5 years ago

.@BillHuberSI asked Aaron Rodgers why he’s been so good on deep throws this year. Rodgers: “Bill, thank you for asking that because I’ve always wanted to say this, ‘Chicks dig the long ball.’”

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I know preciseley one thing about Harry Potter and that’s that the NBA going out of its way to get Zion in to the playoffs is exactly like when they let Harry be a fourth team into the Tri-Wizard tournment

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human aaron @humanaaron

6 years ago

copywriter: you’re familiar with the Hamburglar? Taco Bell exec: of course copywriter: introducing the Chalupacabra Taco Bell exec: I’m gonna kiss you on the mouth

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Terry Crews @terrycrews

6 years ago

I can’t unsee it either😂😂😂

Tevin 😴 @tevinonearth

6 years ago

I can’t unsee it either😂😂😂

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PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter

6 years ago

Bae: come over Me: cant ive got install meetings u know that. Bae: im a undersized white recever from rutgers Me:

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Skoog @Skoog

6 years ago

Me: [throwing another failed entree onto the floor] make it again! Stuart Little: please, i’m not who you think i am my name is stu- Me: [grabbing him by his tiny shirt] make it again rat chef

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aves @avesss18

6 years ago

I’m sorry but I CANNOT believe that the verified Nickelodeon TikTok posted this

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Jordan Speed @WarmLaundryPile

7 years ago

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online moose 🦌 @tiemoose

7 years ago

[Dracula giving his son "the talk"] Dracula: you see when two monsters love each other very much, they- Dracula's son: they do the mash Dracula: *nodding* they do the monster mash

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Devan Flores @DevanF91

7 years ago

A thread: reason why I chose to cut @Nike swoosh logo of my socks.

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jp @excesstential

7 years ago

The most POWERFUL Mormons in the world rankings: 3. The 14 year old Eagle Scouts 2. Bishops who declare “ladies first” for refreshments And of course 1. Those who carry FOUR (4)!! chairs at a time cleaning up after stake conference