Callan Forrester @cforrest97

they/them. 26. MTL/TO. my triple threat skills are mediocre jokes, saying 'Wow' like Owen Wilson and shame eating. Co-Founder of The Playhouse Collective. m.youtube.com/watch?t=6s&v=4… Joined February 2012

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Callan Forrester @cforrest97

2 years ago

dads love being ipad babies

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dyl @dylnburrows

2 years ago

the sexual tension between 2 anglo strangers speaking to each other in french and realizing the other person is also anglo

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Callan Forrester @cforrest97

2 years ago

It’s Time by Imagine Dragons

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2 years ago

It’s Time by Imagine Dragons

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Callan Forrester @cforrest97

2 years ago

are you ever just so fucking mad ™️

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Callan Forrester @cforrest97

2 years ago

wait wait wait so before mirrors were invented people just didn’t know what they looked like???

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kurtis conner @kurtisconner

3 years ago

normalize asking bartenders if they’ve “heard any rumours lately” so they can give you a fun little side quest

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kurtis conner @kurtisconner

3 years ago

my fyp is giving me both ends of the spectrum lmao

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Callan Forrester @cforrest97

3 years ago

retweeting because it’s aspirational, not relatable

Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel

3 years ago

retweeting because it’s aspirational, not relatable

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Wendell @RhodeToLove

3 years ago

[youth pastor voice] you know who else had a twink death?

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Callan Forrester @cforrest97

3 years ago

“the first day i smoked weed was the day after i bought it.” -a very drunk man on Bloor street

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Chris @chrisaileo

3 years ago

Let’s gooooo is the male equivalent of slay

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Seddera Side @sedderaside

3 years ago

"how many times have you watched this?" yes.

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meg “Yooper” bitchell @MeganBitchell

3 years ago

If I played a sport and got traded I would be so sad like wtf guys :(

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Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel

3 years ago

Kelly Mantle called Dance Moms “Dancing With The Moms”

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Hank Green @hankgreen

3 years ago

Moms talking about their AirPods:

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Callan Forrester @cforrest97

3 years ago

talking to three women on dating apps right now and all three conversations have started with us comparing stories about our cats

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Callan Forrester @cforrest97

3 years ago

WebMD is both the angel and the devil on my shoulder.

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Callan Forrester @cforrest97

3 years ago

tonight i went to a birthday party with mainly people i didn’t know and i sat on the container of leftover sautéed eggplant in a brown sauce and it looked like i pooped my pants at a karaoke bar