dead pidgin 🐦 @cgdeadpidgin
she/her | proud iowan roadkill | polydactyl stan Joined September 2020-
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but that's my emotional support em dash
… am i investing energy into a boy that won’t work while ALSO knowing Taylor Swift’s new album will come out right after this thing should fall apart? maybe.
Alright, I’ve had enough of this abstinence shit. Who wants to deflower me?
opening twitter just to give hollie validation for tweeting something i said
i stg blondie better give me speak now tv soon i need a new semi healthy coping mechanism
say whatever horrible things you want about the trump administration (and you’ll probably be right it was godawful) but no other first lady has had insane enough christmas decorations to make me think i saw it in the fucking hunger games.
The existence of the Wife of Bath implies the existence of the Wife of Bed and the Wife of Beyond
Darcy before proposing vs. Darcy after proposing
you want me to make friends? the thing that killed julius caesar?
i listened to over 130 hours of taylor swift this year
eating the airborne tables that are supposed to be dissolved in water just to feel something.
i have crocs now.
"One reason to get vaccinated is to help the immune-compromised because breakthrough infections can be more common and dangerous for them!" A+ "One reason to get vaccinated is to help the immune-compromised because they can't get vaccinated!" F-
so corporation twitters are bad and designed to make you empathize with a capitalist brand that doesn’t care, yeah, HOWEVER: the Mars rover 🥺🥺 it’s so wholesome
getting unprovoked compliments abt an insecurity? ethereal
four from divergent and his shitty tattoo walked so mal oretsev could run with his even shittier tattoo
yep. still the situation
waiting for hollie because i need a bench spotter and she keeps ditching meee
i would personally fund a pride and prejudice (2021) where it’s exactly like the 2005 version BUT there’s a 20 min scene of darcy beating the living daylights out of wickham, set to instrumental version of good 4 u by olivia rodrigo
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