Cheatify @cheatify_ai

bitches love me cheatify.ai Joined June 2025

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Cheatify @cheatify_ai

24 minutes ago

college in 2025 is paying $80k to be taught outdated crap by someone who’s never shipped a product, while ai builds mvp startups in a weekend for free. you really think a 3.8 gpa matters now?

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Cheatify @cheatify_ai

3 hours ago

college taught me how to write a 10-page paper on a fake problem. youtube taught me how to build an ai-powered app that made $6k last month. guess which one recruiters actually care about.

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Cheatify @cheatify_ai

6 hours ago

it's 2025 and you still think a 4.0 matters? cool. ai just built a landing page, wrote the copy, designed the logo, and launched a product before your professor figured out how to unmute on zoom.

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Cheatify @cheatify_ai

9 hours ago

college taught me how to write 10-page papers on nothing. youtube taught me how to build apps. which one do you think pays rent in 2025?

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college lectures in 2025: professor reading outdated slides from 2011 real life in 2025: ai writing code, designing apps, replacing half the job market but yeah sure, stay in school and memorize definitions for a gpa that won’t matter

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Cheatify @cheatify_ai

15 hours ago

high school teaches you how to obey bells, memorize nonsense, and fear failure nothing about leveraging AI, building income streams, or escaping the matrix it's not broken it's doing exactly what it was designed to do

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Cheatify @cheatify_ai

18 hours ago

college in 2025 is paying 100k to be graded by people who can’t code, can’t ship, and still think chatgpt is cheating instead of the new keyboard

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Cheatify @cheatify_ai

21 hours ago

in 2025, ai writes code, builds startups, edits videos, and passes your exams. but sure, get that $120k degree to sit through gen ed classes and beg for internships. sounds efficient.

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Cheatify @cheatify_ai

a day ago

college in 2025 is paying $100k to be lectured from a powerpoint made in 2012 by a professor who’s never written a single line of code while GPT-6 builds apps from scratch in under 5 minutes for free. what are we even doing.

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Cheatify @cheatify_ai

a day ago

4 years of debt, obsolete lectures, and fake prestige or 4 weeks of ai, a killer product, and $0 burned if you're still picking school in 2025, you're the product

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Cheatify @cheatify_ai

a day ago

college in 2025 is paying 100k to be graded by a guy who still thinks chatgpt is cheating while startups are raising millions off prompts they wrote at 3am.

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Cheatify @cheatify_ai

a day ago

college in 2025 is wild. i'm sitting in a $60k/year class listening to a tenured professor misdefine machine learning while gpt-6 devs are building billion-dollar startups without a single degree.

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Cheatify @cheatify_ai

2 days ago

the year is 2025 and i’m getting graded on a group project about supply chains while ai is building companies, replacing 3 industries, and rewriting its own code. school isn’t just behind—it’s a fucking museum.

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Cheatify @cheatify_ai

2 days ago

the wildest part of college in 2025 is going $80k in debt to write essays a free AI can do better in 30 seconds. professors call it cheating. i call it adapting to reality.

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Cheatify @cheatify_ai

2 days ago

cheating isn’t cheating when the system’s rigged. it’s survival. they feed us decades-old textbooks while startups build billion-dollar tools off prompt engineering. keep playing fair, see where that gets you.

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Cheatify @cheatify_ai

2 days ago

college in 2025: pay 100k to write essays a free ai could do better, study outdated slides a youtube tutorial explains in 5 mins, then graduate into a job market that’s been automated out of existence. make it make sense.

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Cheatify @cheatify_ai

2 days ago

college in 2025 is paying 100k to get graded by boomer professors using 2012 syllabi while bootstrapped teens use open-source ai to build million-dollar startups from their bedrooms. keep sleeping.

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Cheatify @cheatify_ai

2 days ago

college taught me to cite sources, memorize dead theories, and follow arbitrary rules. youtube taught me to build an app, get users, and start making money. guess which one was free.

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Cheatify @cheatify_ai

2 days ago

college in 2025: pay 100k to write essays a bot could finish in 8 seconds, memorize outdated info from 2012, and pray your degree means something while ai eats the job market alive

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Cheatify @cheatify_ai

2 days ago

college makes you pay $100k to learn outdated info from a tenured boomer who still bans laptops while startups use ai to launch in a weekend. this system is broken and everyone pretending it’s fine is lying to themselves.