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Overheard in sf: “I think that guys listening to our conversation”
if you only work 20 hours a week but do it at odd hours everyone will think you work 100 hours a week
if you only work 20 hours a week but do it at odd hours everyone will think you work 100 hours a week
Friend of mine wasn’t getting his raise request. I told him to show up next day w haircut, best suit, carry one of those resume folders, and to leave late morning for an hour to sit in a coffee shop, then come back quietly like nothing happened. The next week he got his raise.
Friend of mine wasn’t getting his raise request. I told him to show up next day w haircut, best suit, carry one of those resume folders, and to leave late morning for an hour to sit in a coffee shop, then come back quietly like nothing happened. The next week he got his raise.
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Explaining the importance of bees to an American: No burger
Explaining the importance of bees to an American: No burger
racist guy named "Too Much Melanin" now ive seen it all
racist guy named "Too Much Melanin" now ive seen it all
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What are u doin man?
This belongs in the hater hall of fame I’m howling
the concept of your grandmother only stepping in when you get clouted
the concept of your grandmother only stepping in when you get clouted
patiently waiting for a worthy tweet to qrt with this image
apparently this woman who is convinced she’s being raptured tomorrow sold her house on facebook marketplace & the girl who bought it was like “just so yall know i’m not giving her house back when she doesn’t get raptured” lmao
Your friend in consulting: Yea I work at one of the four firms, it’s a Hogwarts Houses situation Your friend in law: Yea I work at JewishName & AngloName. There’s 50,000 identical firms that all pay the same Your friend in tech: Yea I work at Oouma™, a startup which may exist
abandon your boy
Months of rehearsal and planning. My man Charlie was surrounded by snakes and completely oblivious. All the while sipping on the gayest Starbucks order ever. What a tragic end to a dumb mf.
Months of rehearsal and planning. My man Charlie was surrounded by snakes and completely oblivious. All the while sipping on the gayest Starbucks order ever. What a tragic end to a dumb mf.
how egirls taking Tylenol during pregnancy so their sons can be Rust developers see themselves
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