Chloe @chlomatechange

Voted most likely to be petty •• The Ocean State Joined June 2013

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Ron Iver @ronnui_

2 years ago

I actually feel bad for kids who grow up having access to unlimited knowledge. It used to be so easy to lie. When I was a kid someone told me they went to the same synagogue as Sonic the Hedgehog, and honestly I didn't have enough information to dispute that.

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ellewasamistake @ellewasamistake

3 years ago

joker: if you kill me, you can save all these people batman: no, if i kill you, that means that i'm no different from you joker: batman: joker: have you ever heard of the trolley problem

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𝕾𝖔𝖕𝖍𝖎𝖊 𝕬𝖓𝖓☁︎｡ @Baycaked

3 years ago

When I watched Ratatouille I was like "there's no way that rat could control that guy", then I remember I let a rat control me for a year and a half

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maria🦝 @mariamainmo

3 years ago

No drugs can even compare to this

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Axe @westernunion2k

3 years ago

If stuart little tried to talk to me id just look away or pretend to not hear him

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★ LAUREN B. BROWN ★ @RAGGEDYROYAL

4 years ago

the tinder swindler would’ve never got nothing out of me because I wouldnt be listening to none of his 20 minute long voice messages

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WeRateDogs @dog_rates

4 years ago

This is Aja. She was just told she's a good girl. Suspicions confirmed. 13/10 would tell again

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Iris 💫 @Jest_Iris

4 years ago

cheshire cat: we're all mad here me: at me???

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abby govindan @abbygov

4 years ago

if I die tragically I need my meanest friends to give the eulogy at my funeral to spice things up. none of that boring “she lit up every room she walked into” or whatever. I want someone to say “thank god she died, her outfits were so ugly I was considering killing her myself”