chode @chodeywode
this is where we do jokes United States Joined July 2014-
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Mingus Reedus would be the Pussy Galore in a gender swap James Bond
Mingus Reedus would be the Pussy Galore in a gender swap James Bond
You're way too beautiful, girl That's why I gotta jerk You have me goonicidal, goonicidal When you say it's over Damn, all these beautiful girls They only wanna make ya jerk They'll have you goonicidal, goonicidal
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Why is the @realDonaldTrump white house arresting people for not renting their rights from the government? This is unconstitutional nonsense.
Why is the @realDonaldTrump white house arresting people for not renting their rights from the government? This is unconstitutional nonsense.
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"The Department of Justice provides an estimate of approximately 10,000 pet dogs shot annually, translating to about 25-30 dogs per day." Your dog is 2x more likely to be killed by police than you are by any human being.
didn’t even vote for a woman and got a prez with cankles smdh
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If the Trump administration decided to ask me to become the Director of the ATF, I would gladly accept and help make America great again 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
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Sign this petition to pardon American hero FPSRussia. Get him his guns back!
Sign this petition to pardon American hero FPSRussia. Get him his guns back!
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The man who brought the amazing videos with Jonathan Ferguson just got laid off Biggest Gamespot L i've seen.
The man who brought the amazing videos with Jonathan Ferguson just got laid off Biggest Gamespot L i've seen. https://t.co/SMun1iLg7P
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IM NO COMMUNIST ILL TELL YA THAT RIGHT NOW, I BELIEVE A MAN SHOULD OWN HIS OWN HOUSE AND CAR AND COW, I LIKE THIS PRIVATE OWNERSHIP AND I WANT TO BE LEFT ALONE, LET THE GOVERNMENT RUN ITS BUSINESS, AND LET ME RUN MY OWN!
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Big things happening on Wikipedia
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"We can dance if we want to" say the clouds with a mischievous grin. "If you don't dance then you're... no friend of mine" I reply with equal wryness. "Well played" remark my old friends as they assist a meandering bluejay on his journey. To be continued...
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America is a Psych Ward
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