Spreadsheet Samurai📈 @chomeyD

Malawian Rock Special \n Actuarial Graduate \n Aspiring Actuary \n Melanated \n Jazz head \n End Lesotho Joined August 2009

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Luna @LunaTheDon

2 weeks ago

@_RealScotlande They’ve been at Eastgate for as long as I can remember hey. They got me back in 2014 😭 the scammer was nogal pregnant in real life and accomplice was a middle aged ZCC badge wearing woman. I never stood a chance 😩

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Spreadsheet Samurai📈 @chomeyD

a month ago

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George Washington Today @JungleAlways

a month ago

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Spreadsheet Samurai📈 @chomeyD

a month ago

“If you dont have enough money to buy it in cash! You cannot afford it! You need to act your wage!” Frank

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Spreadsheet Samurai📈 @chomeyD

2 months ago

I had fun with these 2 going at each other🫡 I have watched both their shows since October the 7th but this particular show was 🙌🏿 while I have strong views on the matter, I kept changing sides this on this one.

Owen Jones @owenjonesjourno

2 months ago

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Spreadsheet Samurai📈 @chomeyD

2 months ago

Entlek, masep’a “I love winter” 🥶🤧

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eNCA @eNCA

6 months ago

EU unveils 4.7-bn-euro investment package for South Africa enca.com/business/eu-un…

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Spreadsheet Samurai📈 @chomeyD

7 months ago

South Africa taking notes on self sufficiency now 📝

Lord Bebo @MyLordBebo

7 months ago

South Africa taking notes on self sufficiency now 📝

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António Costa @eucopresident

7 months ago

On my phone call with President @CyrilRamaphosa, I highlighted the EU’s commitment to deepen ties with South Africa, as a reliable and predictable partner. I look forward to the bilateral #SouthAfrica-EU summit on 13 March. I expressed the EU’s full support to South Africa’s…

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GC Cooke @GCcookeHQ

7 months ago

A Chinese company just shattered OpenAI's $18 billion advantage: They proved you can build ChatGPT-level AI for 100x cheaper. And it's about to trigger the biggest market crash since the dot-com bubble. Here's why the Chinese are keeping this a secret:

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Spreadsheet Samurai📈 @chomeyD

10 months ago

Ntate Bukele a seng a le moholo a senang sekoli 🙌🏿

Visegrád 24 @visegrad24

10 months ago

Ntate Bukele a seng a le moholo a senang sekoli 🙌🏿

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𓃰 𝓟𝓮𝓷𝔃𝓾𝓻𝓪 𝓦𝓪𝓬𝓱𝓸  @penzura_wachoo

12 months ago

MACHESO WAS FOUND SHAKING AFTER SEEING THIS………..

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Liketso @Zust_N

a year ago

The Federation of black parents tried to add Pokémon tazos to the list because they didn’t want to buy us Simba chips

Raboshabane @mashoata

a year ago

The Federation of black parents tried to add Pokémon tazos to the list because they didn’t want to buy us Simba chips https://t.co/gsI6ZmhQcp

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Ntate Lenepa @MR_4SE7EN6

a year ago

Ia this why they slander helper tsa Basotho?

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BBC News Africa @BBCAfrica

a year ago

🇱🇸 The small African nation of Lesotho is ranked as the country with the highest suicide rate in the world. Nicknamed the Kingdom of the Sky, it’s also home to a dark reputation. The @WHO says the suicide rate there is nearly ten times the global average.

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BBC News Africa @BBCAfrica

a year ago

She's aiming for🥇gold at #Paris2024 representing the small and paradisiac Lesotho 🇱🇸. But apart from a taekwondo fighter, Michelle Tau is also a model and an activist for women's rights.

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Reuters Business @ReutersBiz

a year ago

WATCH- 💵 The US economy grew faster than expected in the second quarter amid solid gains in consumer spending and business investment, but inflation pressures subsided, leaving intact expectations of a September interest rate cut from the Federal Reserve reut.rs/3yaBdDC

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Spreadsheet Samurai📈 @chomeyD

a year ago

Otherwise Sister Boss has always and will be the greatest line manager I have ever had. Nna nthoena ea toxic work environment hee hee hoa cha hoa tima ka nnete ha ke e tsebe😅 Ausi eno o betlile 🫡 - Mar 2015 to Apr 2024🙌🏿🙌🏿🙌🏿

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Carling Black Label ᅠᅠᅠᅠ @blacklabelsa

a year ago

A world class beer with gold inside, rewarding champions from ekasi to the burbs 🍺 iZamalek Yodumo, Africa’s #MostAwardedBeer 🏅🏆🍺 What is your reaction after that first sip of a cold Zamalek?

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Spreadsheet Samurai📈 @chomeyD

a year ago

Masholu ha potholeha “Street light tsona re ea li bona empa re lapile” 🙌🏿 Molimo ha u hloboha o qala ka ho u amoha kelello pele🤞🏿

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Spreadsheet Samurai📈 @chomeyD

a year ago

During Teams meetings, I unmute, say my piece, then mute😒 I rarely raise my hand just to wait to be given an opportunity to speak 🤦🏿‍♂️ Maybe I need to change but I find raising hands ineffective during majority of meetings which are already orderly anyway.