Ivan @chorizopoder

valgo verga so you don’t have to (he/him/his) I try to be funny but sometimes my mental illnesses can slip out (I apologize) Tijuana, Baja California Joined January 2021

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B/R Walk-Off @BRWalkoff

3 years ago

(2019) The Angels throw a combined no-hitter on the night they honor Tyler Skaggs ❤️🕊 (via @MLB)

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Harry Potter Stuff ⚯͛ @TheHPfacts

3 years ago

31 years ago today, Harry spent his first Christmas at Hogwarts with Ron!

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Ivan @chorizopoder

3 years ago

Merry Christmas y’all! Time to watch the best Christmas movie ever open.spotify.com/track/06iUp1Xb…

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3 years ago

I quote this on the daily 🤣🤣🤣

deina³³³ is in a yukon @hiphopdrvms

3 years ago

I quote this on the daily 🤣🤣🤣

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3 years ago

This song will never be topped open.spotify.com/track/4dyx5Szx…

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3 years ago

Excited to see Beetlejuice at Broadway SF, haven’t seen a play in ages

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3 years ago

Im liking everyone’s tweet now so they don’t feel bad about the views con que no sean cochinadas

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3 years ago

Some foo told me the new Pinocchio movie was sad. Legit watched the entire thing without a tear and was like no mames when? In one 2 min scene I bawled my eyes out bruh 😭

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3 years ago

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3 years ago

https://t.co/y7o4pSeJrR

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3 years ago

This is literally how I see tweet views

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3 years ago

Me rn listening to Juan Gabriel

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Los Angeles Angels @Angels

3 years ago

OFFICIAL: the Angels have agreed to a two-year contract with INF Brandon Drury. Welcome to the team, Brandon!

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Ivan @chorizopoder

3 years ago

Bro why did they add views to tweets

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J. 🇵🇸 @Messiilizer

3 years ago

The best Messi video you’ll see today.

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Rob DenBleyker @RobDenBleyker

3 years ago

OK let's try this again, ordering a nothing burger from McDonalds. this time nothing else in the order. will they cancel it? deliver an empty bag? i am doing this so you don't have to

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Analistas @SomosAnalistas_

3 years ago

2022: Un mexicano le regala un sombrero a los jugadores de Argentina, lo rechazan y lo llaman bobo 2018: Un Mexicano le regala un sombrero a Francia Pogba y Mendy: