Chris Ashall @chris_ashall

Joined January 2012

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Chris Ashall @chris_ashall

5 months ago

Trying to register for digital banking with @MandSBank. Keep getting an error message when trying to register. The online chat bot is horrendous and doesn't answer anything and when I call the line keeps cutting off. Resorting to twitter to see if anyone actually works there!

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K P @paarsons

a year ago

Honestly I hope Gareth Southgate’s next holiday is to a festival up in the mountains of Tenerife.

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Toon Army Argentina @ToonArmyArg

a year ago

Howay the lads! 🖤🤍🖤🤍

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NUFC360 @NUFC360

2 years ago

Spectacular. 😍 #NUFC

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Chris Ashall @chris_ashall

2 years ago

Tremendous! 🤣

Elon Musk @elonmusk

2 years ago

Tremendous! 🤣

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Chris Ashall @chris_ashall

3 years ago

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Ricky Gervais @rickygervais

3 years ago

This is me pondering whether they'll change any of the words I've used in my work after I'm dead, to spare those who are fragile and easily offended. Words like 'fat' and 'ugly'. And 'cunt' and 'fuck'. And 'fat, ugly, greedy, pathetic little stupid fucking cunt'. Stuff like that.

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Paddington @paddingtonbear

3 years ago

Thank you Ma’am, for everything.

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Chris Ashall @chris_ashall

4 years ago

Wow #WoodConlan

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Piers Morgan @piersmorgan

4 years ago

Lions. 🦁 🦁 🦁

Spencer Morgan @spencermorgan93

4 years ago

Lions. 🦁 🦁 🦁

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Ricky Gervais @rickygervais

4 years ago

It’s The Oscars tonight! I wasn’t invited. Was it something I said? 😂

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Chris Ashall @chris_ashall

5 years ago

One benefit of homeworking. Getting the opportunity to watch @piersmorgan rip every minister apart at 8:30am every day for not being able to answer a simple question! Not a single one of them has got a clue!

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Chris Ashall @chris_ashall

5 years ago

This is absolutely tremendous 😂😂😂

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Chris Ashall @chris_ashall

5 years ago

Some boy MJ!

Eddie Hearn @EddieHearn

5 years ago

Some boy MJ!

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Chris Ashall @chris_ashall

6 years ago

Wow! 👏👏👏❤

Natasha Clark @NatashaC

6 years ago

Wow! 👏👏👏❤

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Piers Morgan @piersmorgan

6 years ago

BREAKING: 405,000 people have answered the Govt. call to volunteer to help vulnerable people during the #Coronavirus crisis. In just 24hrs. THIS is GREAT BRITAIN. 👏👏👏

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Kalle & Nisse Sauerland @SauerlandBros

6 years ago

In Germany Coronavirus already flattening due to social distancing. No total lockdown, just strict measures and discipline 💪💪🇩🇪🇩🇪👏👏#LetsSmashThisTogether

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Chris Ashall @chris_ashall

6 years ago

Best of luck to @TommyCoyle89 in retirement. Some career and always great to watch. Doesn't get much better than this though! #MSG

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Ricky Gervais @rickygervais

6 years ago

Please stop saying "You can't joke about anything anymore". You can. You can joke about whatever the fuck you like. And some people won't like it and they will tell you they don't like it. And then it's up to you whether you give a fuck or not. And so on. It's a good system.

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Chris Ashall @chris_ashall

6 years ago

disgusting service from @npowerhq. Came to fit a smart meter. All electrics now tripping and apparently it's our responsibility to pay an electrician to get it fixed!!!!!