Chris McVetta @chris_mcv

I'm a comic and alumni of The Second City writing program. My writing has been recognized nationally in Entertainment Weekly and https://t.co/pDpUU1sgNv and https://t.co/XhTFBVQr0w. Cleveland, Ohio Joined March 2009

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Chris McVetta @chris_mcv

2 weeks ago

Can Steven Kwan also play quarterback-? Asking for a friend. #DawgPound #Browns #GuardsBall

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Chris McVetta @chris_mcv

2 weeks ago

I woke up at 2 am last night and John (Cougar) Mellencamp was playing at #FarmAid on TV-? And I'm, like, what freaking year is this-?!? #SundayVibe

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Chris McVetta @chris_mcv

2 weeks ago

I'm done debating the #Guardians payroll. Yes, they should spend more, but they have one of the best front offices in #MLB so I'm just going to enjoy the ride. (Oh, and sign Steven Kwan to an extension!) #GuardsBall

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Chris McVetta @chris_mcv

3 weeks ago

How did @mradamscott and #Severance not win any awards over some "generic medical drama" @TheEmmys this year-?!? That's like choosing a freaking Big Mac over a burger from @StevensonsBar in Cleveland! 😎🍔

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Chris McVetta @chris_mcv

3 weeks ago

I'm pretty sure Stefanski would keep Flacco in if there was a 5th quarter.#Browns #DawgPound

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Chris McVetta @chris_mcv

3 weeks ago

Maybe there's a strange disturbance in the Force or something, but I have a weird feeling we might see Dillon Gabriel or Shedeur Sanders actually play quarterback today. 🤔 #NFL #Browns #DawgPound

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Chris McVetta @chris_mcv

4 weeks ago

One share of $WEN stock is now cheaper than one of their combo meals!

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Chris McVetta @chris_mcv

4 weeks ago

What the Szmyt was THAT-?!? #Browns #DawgPound

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Chris McVetta @chris_mcv

a month ago

Advice to clueless sports billionaires: Your problem has never been your current head coach. Your problem has always been your current general manager. #Browns #NFLKickoff #NFL #DawgPound

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Chris McVetta @chris_mcv

2 months ago

I believe I said before the #NFL Draft that the #Browns should just take quarterback Jaxson Dart and call it a day. But what do I know, right-? (Robots are taking over my job as I type!) #NFLPreseason #SundayVibe

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Chris McVetta @chris_mcv

2 months ago

A speaker at a conference last week was telling me that Gen Xers might have the upperhand when using A.I. because we were the last generation that learned critical thinking skills. To which I responded: "You mean like blowing the dust out of an Atari cartridge to get it to work?"

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Chris McVetta @chris_mcv

2 months ago

Where's the love for $WEN my meme peeps-? @Wendys @jimcramer

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Chris McVetta @chris_mcv

3 months ago

You know the one thing I don't get about #SharkWeek-? Shark Week.

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Chris McVetta @chris_mcv

3 months ago

I hereby authorize the Cleveland #Guardians to offer OF Steven Kwan a 5-year/$120 million contract extension and make whatever trades necessary (within reason) to make the 2025 @MLB playoffs. Thanks! #GuardsBall

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Chris McVetta @chris_mcv

3 months ago

I didnt go to Harvard but this could be bad: Browns rookie running back Quinshon Judkins arrested, charged with domestic violence in Florida. @CBSSports #Browns

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Chris McVetta @chris_mcv

3 months ago

I have only one question about #F1TheMovie - does the Tide car win? @F1

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Chris McVetta @chris_mcv

3 months ago

As a (sort of) college journalism major and comedy writer, I'm still disheartened by #MadMagazine ceasing publication in 2017. The world need @MADmagazine now more than ever! #summervibe #PopCulture

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Chris McVetta @chris_mcv

4 months ago

#Andor is the grown-up #StarWars we've been looking for...

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Chris McVetta @chris_mcv

4 months ago

I have an idea for a weekend stock show @CNBC called "Pop! Goes the Stock Market" which talks about stocks, movies, sports, TV and pop culture. Please don't pull a Calvin Klein-Cosmo Kramer on me #CNBC!

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Chris McVetta @chris_mcv

4 months ago

I found some spare change in my couch cushions and took them to @coinstar this morning to hopefully help the #Guardians get some more hitting before the @MLB trade deadline. #GuardsBall