In 2003 I caught my brother wanking while cuddling the cat. I immediately blackmailed him into doing small jobs for me. 20 years on he's married with kids and I can still get him to do the washing up at Christmas by telling him it would be Purrfect if he could help.
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I Ramble, and I spout wisdoms and nonsense.
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Londoner, walks, rides a bicycle, drives a car, often lost.
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