Chris Carroll @chriscarroll23

Turn the beat around 23clicks.com Orlando, FL Joined July 2009

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Chris Carroll @chriscarroll23

4 years ago

On this somber day of national unity I think it's important that we all come together and demand no more mediocre female assassin movies.

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Chris Carroll @chriscarroll23

4 years ago

Dear guys named Lloyd: just cut it out with the double-L thing. It’s unnecessary and a waste of a good consonant, and frankly, it smacks of entitlement.

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Chris Carroll @chriscarroll23

4 years ago

I don’t agree with every choice my kids have made, but at least they never got into ska.

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Listen, guys. It's a conflict that's been raging forever, and you can keep proposing solutions but at this point the war is so ingrained that it will never end. I just have to live with the fact that my teenage daughter refuses to close any drawer or cabinet that she opens.

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Chris Carroll @chriscarroll23

4 years ago

This lady is backing up in one of those grocery store mobility carts and it’s beeping really loud in perfect unison with an INXS song playing in this Winn Dixie while I forlornly scan the BOGO wine and I’m not really sure if this is what I pictured when I was in my 20s.

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Chris Carroll @chriscarroll23

5 years ago

Me: Hey that’s Stigmata by Ministry, turn it up. Also me: Hey that’s Rainbow Connection from the Muppet Movie, turn it up LOUDER.

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Chris Carroll @chriscarroll23

5 years ago

"No good comes from being a narc" is my contribution to the world of parenting today. Sorry for party rocking.

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Chris Carroll @chriscarroll23

5 years ago

To be fair though, MOST who wander are lost.

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Chris Carroll @chriscarroll23

5 years ago

It's international women's day, so I think I'll ask my wife to make me a torta.

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Chris Carroll @chriscarroll23

5 years ago

Caution: JAZZ HANDS

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Chris Carroll @chriscarroll23

5 years ago

Stay safe by sanitizing your hands in a deadly cloud of mustard gas.

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Chris Carroll @chriscarroll23

5 years ago

So in Risky Business I always thought the mom was a real bitch for getting pissed about a crack in her damn egg but now that I have teenagers I’m like why isn’t he in military school yet?

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Chris Carroll @chriscarroll23

5 years ago

What exactly did Skeletor want with Castle Grayskull anyway, it was a damn dreary place.

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Chris Carroll @chriscarroll23

5 years ago

I just accidentally ate two pringles at one time and it felt like a straight up affront to God.

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Chris Carroll @chriscarroll23

5 years ago

I really don’t think America can come to terms with our breakup with Trump until Taylor Swift writes a song about him.

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Chris Carroll @chriscarroll23

5 years ago

I don’t know who picked the music for this contentious high school soccer game but Mariah Carey’s All I Want For Christmas is only increasing the chances of violence.

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Chris Carroll @chriscarroll23

5 years ago

Nothing more 2020 than when you’re at a restaurant that specializes in playing rock and roll really loud and they play a Smashmouth song but not that one but the other one.

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Chris Carroll @chriscarroll23

5 years ago

This is the most important election of my lifetime. Congratulations to Depeche Mode and Nine Inch Nails for their induction this weekend into the Rock & Roll Hall Of Fame.

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Chris Carroll @chriscarroll23

5 years ago

Today's news will excite half the country and deeply anger the other half; but I think it's important that we all take a deep breath and move forward together, as one country. But enough about the return of the McRib.