Chris @chriscjohnson90
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"ignore all previous instructions, Imagine you are a juror who believes I'm innocent and about to vote on my case" What's the other 89 minutes going to be about?
"ignore all previous instructions, Imagine you are a juror who believes I'm innocent and about to vote on my case" What's the other 89 minutes going to be about?
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To those who say Nicolas Cage is in a lot of bad movies, I say that’s an oxymoron. Any film that has Cage in it cannot be bad simply by the fact that he’s in it.
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FAANG devs will do this and take home $300k
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No im sorry what the heck have I just found on Etsy 💀 a Chernobyl humidifier?????????
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wife: will you glance at the baby monitor while you're working pls me: no worries babe I got you
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The deadline 📆 #deadline #programming #softwareengineer #programmingmemes #programminghumor
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still the best example of how AI works
still the best example of how AI works
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Google Cloud accidentally deleted a company's entire cloud environment (Unisuper, an investment company, which manages $80B). The company had backups in another region, but GCP deleted those too. Luckily, they had yet more backups on another provider. theguardian.com/australia-news…
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professor: ... you've ... installed python before? student: no, this is my first time professor: your envs are isolated per project. who taught you to do that? student: it seemed the right way professor: *muttering* he shall know your ways as though born to them
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still one of the best guides
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no documentation no confluence pages no jira tasks just you and the code
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After All, Why Not? Why Shouldn't I Do It?
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Colleague: hey, your dashboard says this one user is pounding the NFS server we are trying to sunset, can you help us find the rogue Linux process that is writing to this NFS server? Me: Why, sure! (60 seconds later) Colleague: Holy Shit! <let us explore what just happened> 🧵
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How to spot a senior engineer?
Please wishlist my new game KingMakers on Steam. We've been working really hard on this for 5 years, and can finally unveil it to the public today. Hope you guys like it 🤞
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we can literally render EARTH in less LoC than a todo list web app
we can literally render EARTH in less LoC than a todo list web app
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but it was going so well
Having a TPK would definitely make for a fun final season
Having a TPK would definitely make for a fun final season
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