Hazerbeam 🇺🇸🇺🇦🇬🇪🏳️🌈🔬 @chrisjoehayes
INFP-A. Center-left Independent Gen X-er. Universal Pantheist. Ally. Bourbon. Guitarist, photographer, Residential Energy Analyst, ordained Dude-ist Priest🤘🏼 Atlanta, GA Joined May 2012-
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They’re not even trying anymore. The White House releases this ‘proof of life’ video, but I’m not buying it.
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“During your times of trial and suffering, when you only see one set of footprints, it was then that I was recording Footloose.”
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“Sully in Boston writes: ‘Dear Casey, my wife left me three years ago after I gave her herpes. I’m barely flaring up at all these days and I hope if she hears our song she’ll give me another chance. Could you please play Back in the High Life Again by Steve Winwood?’”
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After killing an inbred hillbilly with a crossbow for buttfucking your friend, it’s flavor country time.
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In Brazil, a drunk was lost and his own bull went to look for him and took him home.
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Every night I see my neighbors' disabled dog going upstairs to bed, like this
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It’s true
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Holy shit
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This is Robert Maddox, his hobby is installing jet engines on anything that can move
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The dude never played in a rock ‘n’ roll band… Yet he could play stairway to Heaven better than Jimmy Page, Gimme Shelter better than Keith Richards and welcome to the jungle better than Slash…Never leave this man out when you talk about greatest guitarist of all time… He…
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Fuck it. Entire "Mama I'm Coming Home" from Ozzy's final set.
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This computer couldn’t do shit. Unless you were starring in an 80s movie, in which case it was capable of accomplishing goddamn near anything.
Happy birthday, Captain My Captain ✨
Happy birthday, Captain My Captain ✨
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