Claire 🦒 @clairabellejp

Married. Mum of one. Love live comedy🥰. Finally got to see MCR play live in May 2022!! Usually tired and probably in my pyjamas. Bit of a Scatterbrain. Talky. England. Mostly. Joined May 2009

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Claire 🦒 @clairabellejp

4 weeks ago

Ah yes. #houseofgames. The show that hates intelligent women. It’s Angela barnes all over again. Richard even said let’s see if we can get a new winner. 😏

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Watching #badnanny on iPlayer. I remember her on TikTok and she was wholly convincing, so no wonder everyone fell for her lies in real life. I remember feeling so shocked when the story broke. I now know she couldn’t lie straight in bed!

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5 months ago

Little assholes that don’t even live in this road have been wanging a tennis ball back and forth in our road for ages, pinging it off parked cars and in gardens, and screaming their heads off. Just gone out and told them to go away. They went. Good

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5 months ago

What’s with westermann’s chin on hands pose? Ugh #universitychallenge

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6 months ago

Talking to Americans on any social media platform is exhausting 🤯

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Claire 🦒 @clairabellejp

6 months ago

Update. My Amazon parcel turned up. Who knew that ‘left in letterbox’ was the same as ‘left under side gate’ 🙄

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6 months ago

The one time I decide to have something delivered to the house rather than the locker and Amazon let me down 😩

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6 months ago

It’s always better the devil you know isn’t it? Old chain smoker neighbour gone. New neighbour is a pothead. Help.

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6 months ago

Currently have a 12yo* boy doing the boiler service 😳 *well that’s what he looks like to me 😂

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Claire 🦒 @clairabellejp

7 months ago

Mrp has 2 sprays of two different sauvage after shaves on. Smells like a tart’s boudoir in the car

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7 months ago

Warwick Davis is a star. Made me cry too. 🥹 #BAFTAs

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Claire 🦒 @clairabellejp

7 months ago

Fiona Bruce is dressed like mork from mork and mindy 😆

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Claire 🦒 @clairabellejp

7 months ago

Got stuck in gnarly traffic on the a34 southbound at ilsley yesterday. Lots of stationary traffic. After about an hour we got to the front of the blockage and … nothing. Traffic just flowed as normal. Very strange.