claptonista @claptonista
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The Great When? A London-through-time quiz I was an average of 1.4 years out. Can you do better? monkeon.co.uk/the-great-when/
Elon Musk is deleting accounts that post this video of him being booed for 10 minutes last night at a Dave Chapelle show. He can’t delete us all. Retweet while you still can.
Anxiety makes little sense, it's so hard to explain, and even harder to stop. It's often quiet and most of the time you can't see it. It silently goes about invading your mind leaving you feeling helpless and alone. RT if you've experienced anxiety & show others they're not alone
Pow! right in the kisser xx
"Twelve years – you’ve done bugger all about it." This is the moment an angry member of the public interrupted a press interview with Health Secretary Steve Barclay to ask him why the Government has done “nothing” about lengthy waits for ambulances
Tory leadership candidates.
His hunger strike isn’t making news bulletins. From this point on it will get really serious for him. Retweet and make noise so it’s not in vain. #FreeNazanin
When it comes to the daily dismantling of my chair not a lot has changed #lastnormalphoto
Robert De Niro / 80 posters
A long shot BUT my sister Tali has cerebral palsy and her greatest joy is cycling around on her big red trike, singing at the top of her voice. Today the bike was stolen from her flat in Golders Green (NW London) and she is devastated! Pls pls spread the word and keep an eye out!
"It blows a cart and horses through the entire system". @IndependentSage's @globalhlthtwit on the Government's strict eligibility criteria for the self-isolation support grant, which has seen 80% of applicants in Liverpool rejected. Ministers must fix this broken system.
#boriswthewreck Not looked at the telly for days, just listened to radio and been with family; heard all the blah blah blah, but Boris tonight.. that man is a wreck, he has wrecked everything his whole life,he looks like he's been on the piss for 10 days..
I hate your government, @BorisJohnson. And all of us who retweet this hate it, too.
If the NHS will to support it, I could roll out the German Corona-Warn-App (privacy respecting, official diagnosis rather than self-reporting as I understand it) in short time at zero cost to the taxpayers. If the government can't pull themselves together, we can. Please RT.
the original Boris Johnson ‘piccaninnies’ column is here - he’s previously claimed the quote was taken out of context…. so here it is: telegraph.co.uk/comment/person…
I'm having a few days off, so here's an early #TheWeekInTory Don't worry. They've been busy. 1. The govt said “we will work around the clock to ensure nobody goes hungry as a result of this crisis” 2. Four days later the govt ended free meals for the poorest 1.3m children
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Jon W. @rarefilmm
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SFAA OK! @sfaaok
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NHS Million @NHSMillion
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shardcore ⧖ @erocdrahs
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Gary Lineker @GaryLineker
8.9M Followers 1K Following Once kicked a ball about. Now talk about kicking a ball about. The Rest Is Football @restisfootball @Goalhangerpods ..Instagram . Retweets are not endorsements
Oglaf @Oglaf
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Did BoC release new m.. @DailyBoCUpdate
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2K Followers 1K Following I inherited hundreds of slides, photos and documents. All mixed up. Some family I know, many people I don't. Posting 1 image per day. #MDANT
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370K Followers 145 Following Jeff Bridges (born December 4, 1949) is an American actor, musician, photographer, painter, sculptor, campaigner for No Kid Hungry and storyteller.
Viz Comic @vizcomic
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I’ve just put Radio X on for the first time since 1995 (when it was XFM) and it’s still playing the same music.
Bacon wheat crunchies are the greatest crisp of all time. I said what I said.
As a tribute to @RealBobMortimer I have made this film about Henry VIII to promote my history podcast. You won’t get this from @holland_tom on #therestishistory #henryVIII shows.acast.com/willy-willy-ha…
THE FOG (1980) 35mm scan. 1080p, seven audio tracks (including two commentaries) and no subtitles. The scan is of a German print so the Edgar Allan Poe quote that opens the movie and the title card are in German. More info below. Link: gofile.io/d/xfK85T
6th October 2003 was the happiest day of my life. Nothing before or since brought me such joy, not marriage nor the birth of my kids. It was the day I saw Rik Mayall and Ade Edmondson live on stage in Plymouth.
My heart is bursting with joy and happiness. To receive a @BAFTA Fellowship is something I never dreamed would happen to me. All I did was try to make a difference to the lives of others. Hope my #Playschool Babies are happy for me ❤️
Baroness Floella Benjamin is to be honoured with a major television award - the BAFTA Fellowship. The former children's TV presenter is being recognised for her 'tireless support of young people' and spoke to #BBCBreakfast bbc.co.uk/news/entertain…
(From 1969) The Original & Best…….Scooby Doo Where Are You?
Bad Dinosaurs makes it 3 weeks in the Netflix Global Top 10, this week moving up to 4! Woo!
After years on the run for grand larceny, Fred Jones, formerly of Mystery Incorporated, is sworn in.
Good morning, hope you’re having a fantastic day, this is from Busy Bodies (1933)
Drop your fucking prices, @Tesco. How fucking dare you capitalise on people’s misery like this. Cunts.
I’m looking for music recommendations for the purpose of driving slowly past volcanoes to. It’ll have to go some to beat Earth, Boredoms, Tony Williams, Amber by Ae, Syro by AFX, Bleecker by Fred Neil, You by Gong. But no BoC ta, the wooziness of Geogaddi was met with 🤢&👎
On this day in 2017, Birmingham’s favourite sister, Saffiyah Khan, stood tall, stood strong and smirked in the face of Ian Crossland’s English Defence League. A true Brummie legend ✊🏽
@AdamBienkov We should be on the streets but we’re not! We need to be more French!
Bye Bye's television debut on @JimmyKimmelLive. Watch here: kimgordon.lnk.to/Kimmel #Kimmel
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