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But… Kamala went on the Call Me Daddy podcast?
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I’m headed over to Bluesky, in case anyone wants to follow me over there. I’m still doing terrible political tweets though bsky.app/profile/nickle…
It’s the postseason so you know the Yankees are leaving runners on base
As a Giants fan, Jayden Daniels is the worst thing to ever happen to the National Football League
They should make a movie out of this
Sorry folks but a presidential candidate should only have concepts of a plan. Some loose ideas. A few hare-brained schemes. Committing to anything is a risk. You gotta stay flexible.
Because Pennsylvania is the single most important state in the election and if she comes out against fracking, she will lose Pennsylvania which means Trump wins which means the climate is fucked.
They could crouch and hide behind their podiums and wait for a lull and then when everyone thinks they’re just going to stay there, one of them could go apeshit on the other one
The media: We need firm details about policy from Kamala Harris. We’re not just going to make assumptions about what she stands for and call that a policy. Trump: We’re going to deport over 15 million immigrants. The media: Trump Unveils New Housing Policy
Looks like I got the call. I’m closing out the Dem convention on Thursday. Kamala, then me doing a tight 5.
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