mahmoud thiccbooty @classicpatches
i may be dumb but i'm not a dweeb new england Joined October 2011-
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white people be like im half mexican
imported exotic plants that replaced native fire retardant ones burning down in front of a mcdonalds from a hellstorm caused by decades of unchecked corporate greed is just cinema
imported exotic plants that replaced native fire retardant ones burning down in front of a mcdonalds from a hellstorm caused by decades of unchecked corporate greed is just cinema
A large majority of the deaths on Mount Everest are just from fentanyl
If you start watching World Series Game 5 at 10:26:44 tomorrow night, you can watch the ball drop in New York right at midnight.
Thank you I am extremely brave!!!
In some ways, aren’t our entire lives reduced to just chasing stuff?
In some ways, aren’t our entire lives reduced to just chasing stuff?
Tapping the sign
Tapping the sign https://t.co/Iw5wJxdtR2
the democrats picking joe biden over bernie sanders in 2020 when a map of donations looked like this is what guaranteed a trump win in 2024
still one of the most diabolical and cruel videos but it embodies liberal democrats so well and i’m glad these people were not rewarded with the presidency. fuck em
still one of the most diabolical and cruel videos but it embodies liberal democrats so well and i’m glad these people were not rewarded with the presidency. fuck em
BREAKING: New York Yankees ace Gerrit Cole opted out of his contract, sources tell me and @JeffPassan. The Yankees can void the opt-out by adding one year and $36 million to the four years and $144 million that Cole had remaining on his deal.
gladiator ii starring chet hanks doing the voice
Nestor can become an instant legend forever if he gets out of this
I've been obsessed with this fuckin video recently

kim wexler's ponytail @superprofesh
201 Followers 515 Following beth, she/her, failed opera singer turned piano tech
Jacob Silver @DataJacob
520 Followers 1K Following data, implementation, and automation @OversightBoard, views my own. prev: Memetica, @storyful. bylines @nytimes, something something @ heart
Suzie Hunter ⚾️ @TheSuzieHunter
39K Followers 15K Following Rockies content for @guerillasports_ • Drove to every MLB park in 2021 • 1/2 of @nacho_scout • Delco baby • Bobby Valentine invented the wrap
岸辺の野の花々... @ElizabethM95775
30 Followers 361 Following The most wonderful thing is not rainy day but the eaves we stayed together.
Ruth Miller @RuthyzMiller
38 Followers 729 Following Found different beauties from all US states 😻 Ready for private meetings See nude photos before a date! Watching this https://t.co/r0uiEYsmsH
ifes30 @ifes30
312 Followers 2K Following Real estate personality and crpto analyst in airdrops and cryptocurrecy
Knee Brace Radio @KneeBraceRadio
129 Followers 367 Following Find us anywhere you listen to podcasts!! || co-hosts: @kyle_craig36 and @FumblinBumblin || Voicemail Line: 803-526-7438
Hogdale @Hogdale_
10K Followers 3K Following Patriots and Redsox fan who weighs more than he should. CoHost of @Podbytheriver We call every Sox game https://t.co/TlcSCDVXcq
Petite Davidson @feral_garbage
3K Followers 528 Following (she/they) part time hot person, full time silly goose. model? photographer? gremlin? was once called “the sexiest woman in Narcotics Anonymous” 🏆
POLTERGEIST THOUGHTS ... @Polterg52174774
485 Followers 4K Following
Thomas Carrieri @Thomas_Carrieri
88K Followers 53K Following Sports Fan | Social Media Coordinator | Beware of Sarcasm | 27
Benjamin Amchin @AmchinBenjamin
2 Followers 12 Following
BreadOClock @breadOclock
4 Followers 30 Following
Patrick Hawkins @BatmanHawkins
196 Followers 351 Following I reject your reality and substitute my own
Squirt Vonnegut @BigDickGene
10 Followers 41 Following
Ervin Santana @ErvinSantana_54
181K Followers 200K Following #SMELLBASEBALL Starting Pitcher #Magic54 https://t.co/q4yqNoqueg @smellbaseball
notmyrealname @poorpump
73 Followers 1K Following
⚾️SOX ADDICT⚾�... @AddictSox
26K Followers 0 Following @redsox addicted. @fenwaypark is heaven. friend and business partner of @survivinggrady -check out our store https://t.co/uhrUlwtlGm
Em 🍑 @erpeach1
252 Followers 447 Following We are masters of the unsaid words but slaves of those we let slip out. Show love, spread love ✌
Kelly Cappitella @KCappitella
31 Followers 216 Following
Jesse O'Connor @322LemonBoy
78 Followers 88 Following It's actually pretty easy being nice to a bitter boy like like him
participation trophy ... @discountbarbie
575 Followers 3K Following Swiftie 💞 Writer 🤓 Beauty Team Leader 💄
Bennys Burner @bennys_burner
784 Followers 4K Following Parody account, not affiliated with Andrew Benintendi
Dave Choate 🎨 @DaveChoate
7K Followers 4K Following Fine Artist. Rhymes with boat. Prints and original paintings available at my Etsy store.
SCAM @SCAM_Podcast
91 Followers 1K Following “You Will Believe That We Know What We Are Talking About” WATCH The Show on YouTube: https://t.co/xzWluO23xi
DraftMate™️- Spor... @DraftMate
772 Followers 431 Following Stop swiping and start drafting™️! Start Drafting your MVP today™️ From sports to fitness, the first sports dating app has you covered. Available on Android/iOS
JG MoneyBagz @MoneybagzJg
32 Followers 178 Following You're a lemon. Like a bad car. There is something... there is something inherently defective in you, and you, and you, and me, and all of us. We're all lemons.
Austin Huns Rugby @AustinHunsRugby
2K Followers 610 Following Official Twitter for the Austin Huns Rugby Club . Practice Tues & Thurs @ 7p, ALL skill levels are welcome!
Samurai Jack @von_jackets
170 Followers 439 Following
{ morgan } @morggmariee
933 Followers 669 Following not actually denise richards in that one episode of friends
PG tits ☕️ @ge0rgnasprks4va
61 Followers 459 Following Thirty one year old who does not have her shit together. 💅 Black Lives Matter✊🏻✊🏽✊🏿
Gator. @notebooklover69
92 Followers 122 Following Barbarella Stan Account. Rebel. Pathetic Loser. Curly Headed Fuck.
idk @saffron08947181
1K Followers 3K Following
Mariah Billian @MariahBillian
11 Followers 41 Following Just another place for me to publish my dumb thoughts.
kit @kit67032729
573 Followers 542 Following please don’t call me kit. gut health enthusiast 🥰 gerrymandering sucks
maia🌿 FLA B2B‼�... @maiaraee
906 Followers 2K Following art is a way of survival. 📸 🌻🏳️🌈 |-/ fla panthers, ☉♑︎ ☾♎︎ ↑♉︎. #blacklivesmatter tpwk💓 she/her
Trill Withers @TylerIAm
157K Followers 545 Following I'm not here to argue. Notifications muted for this conversation. #BBN
feitelberg @FeitsBarstool
363K Followers 2K Following my favorite show is @lesmascots. you should check it out. bet you’d like it.
stan denshaw “parod... @OptometristDan
13K Followers 3K Following (parody)Probably crushing beers. Not affiliated with Dan Crenshaw. Forklift certified.
kim wexler's ponytail @superprofesh
201 Followers 515 Following beth, she/her, failed opera singer turned piano tech
Jacob Silver @DataJacob
520 Followers 1K Following data, implementation, and automation @OversightBoard, views my own. prev: Memetica, @storyful. bylines @nytimes, something something @ heart
Suzie Hunter ⚾️ @TheSuzieHunter
39K Followers 15K Following Rockies content for @guerillasports_ • Drove to every MLB park in 2021 • 1/2 of @nacho_scout • Delco baby • Bobby Valentine invented the wrap
Triviality Podcast @TrivialityPod
1K Followers 722 Following A weekly pub trivia-style game show podcast where a lack of seriousness meets a little bit of knowledge! #trivia #podcast
Deepak Chona, MD. SMA @SportMDAnalysis
140K Followers 4K Following Data-driven injury analyst - NFL/NBA/MLB/fantasy football. Stanford, Harvard-trained sports surgeon. Featured on ESPN, NBC, The Athletic. Expert @FantasyPros
Fat Fella @fatfellaseason
60K Followers 0 Following $FAT CA: 5LJMJyR8MtAkbtpf8kFUV7S9oFG3xaGDdcnFxYt9pump
Ivy Song 💖 ATL 9.2... @meetivysong
27K Followers 2K Following Philly's sweet little secret ♡ legs for days ♡ she/her
ArtButMakeItSports @ArtButSports
572K Followers 278 Following I turn Art into Sports (and vice versa) | NO AI USED | “Everything I didn't know I needed" - follower testimonial | also @artbutnow
Big Sox Guy @BigSoxGuy
14K Followers 8K Following Washed up college ballplayer, living & breathing Boston Red Sox baseball. #dirtywater
Random Homers @randomhomers
17K Followers 1 Following Tweeting a random video of a home run every hour. Not affiliated with MLB.
MLB Trade Rumors @mlbtraderumors
825K Followers 317 Following Official Twitter account for http://t.co/iJVlpFvVbs.
Immaculate Grid @immaculategrid
54K Followers 110 Following A daily sports trivia game from @sports_ref! Account is largely unmonitored—find us at https://t.co/2lwUbR0o7H or contact https://t.co/cSl9ge3Jg3
Hogdale @Hogdale_
10K Followers 3K Following Patriots and Redsox fan who weighs more than he should. CoHost of @Podbytheriver We call every Sox game https://t.co/TlcSCDVXcq
Chris Verdugo @sirdugo520
2K Followers 332 Following My name is Chris and I watch baseball⚾️🤫 all opinions are my own 🙃
BreadOClock @breadOclock
4 Followers 30 Following
Petite Davidson @feral_garbage
3K Followers 528 Following (she/they) part time hot person, full time silly goose. model? photographer? gremlin? was once called “the sexiest woman in Narcotics Anonymous” 🏆
Triston Casas @mvptc37
17K Followers 85 Following
big n’ate 🐛 @Nateorious10
2K Followers 4K Following How Did This Get Made? Researcher / @NatenDeanStream @nopromopod
Premium @premium
1.2M Followers 2 Following Subscribe for the best X experience: ad-free, post edits, content monetization, Grok AI with higher limits, video downloads, long posts, X Pro, and more.
NFL Touchdowns @NFLTdowns
108K Followers 1K Following Tweeting every NFL Touchdown. Powered by @RotoGrinders & @scoresodds Parlay IQ (https://t.co/5ONvhPUX0F) 21+. Gambling Problem? Call 1-800-GAMBLER
Patrick Hawkins @BatmanHawkins
196 Followers 351 Following I reject your reality and substitute my own
Hot Mully Memes @hotmullymemes
4K Followers 93 Following #1 fan of the #1 hot new band | Sticker designer for bands | Maker of memes | Dm for commissions
men for fielder @loafgren
58K Followers 97 Following
Squirt Vonnegut @BigDickGene
10 Followers 41 Following
no context nathan @NathanForYouOoC
185K Followers 745 Following nathan fielder/nathan for you/the rehearsal out of context (run by @MonrovianPrince) | listen to @indieheadspod | #FreePalestine🇵🇸
Lynnette Grey Bull @VoteGreyBull
36K Followers 576 Following I ran for congress and I’m still fighting to change the world! #NotOurNativeDaughters Advocate. Educate. Comfort. Aspire. Act. Vote.
awlivv @awlivv
561K Followers 571 Following probably posting on @awlivv69. the LINK you seek is below❤️🔥
Thomas Carrieri @Thomas_Carrieri
88K Followers 53K Following Sports Fan | Social Media Coordinator | Beware of Sarcasm | 27
Ervin Santana @ErvinSantana_54
181K Followers 200K Following #SMELLBASEBALL Starting Pitcher #Magic54 https://t.co/q4yqNoqueg @smellbaseball
shirts that go hard @shirtsthtgohard
1.3M Followers 772 Following DM for credit! I tag original creators whenever possible. Designs I sell are my own. We’re @/goodshirts on IG!
Lorraine Bracco @Lorraine_Bracco
72K Followers 129 Following Official Twitter. Mother, actor, author, voter...the real deal. 🌐https://t.co/hqyA5vRDz4 Insta: braccoabroad #MyBigItalianAdventure on @discoveryplus
Tragic @Tragicprints
8 Followers 16 Following Just printing tragic shit onto clothes sometimes 1 of 1’s https://t.co/y2INalOm4h Instagram: _tragic.clothing