Teacher Problems @classroomquote2
Working in a classroom can produce some funny moments... New York, NY Joined November 2016-
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To my students of past, present, and future, I hope you learn the subject I teach. But most of all, I hope I make you laugh, that you are inspired by moments in class, that you feel safe, welcome, cared for, and more. You becoming a better person is the reason I do this job.
Here are the things my friends can do at work: 1. Pee 2. Get coffee 3. Spend fifteen minutes chatting leisurely with a colleague 4. Go out to lunch 5. Complete paperwork and other job-related tasks during the actual work day 6. Sit down occasionally
As teachers, we often hesitate to talk about how hard teaching really is. We have to be honest about the challenges teachers face if we’re going to work toward addressing them....and teachers deserve the public’s understanding as well.
Do any other teachers get to school and just sit in their car contemplating your career choice? #teacherprobs
How is it that it’s only Friday? It feels like it should be December.. Of 2019...😬😬😳😳 #teacherproblems #notiredliketeachertired
3 weeks of teacher prep. Unhappy I'm losing my last month of summer, relieved I feel prepared for the start of the school year... It's a love/hate relationship.
Early to bed, early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise... or a teacher.
Day three of the school year... Counting down the days until the vacation.
I feel so developed professionally after that professional development meeting. - said no teacher ever #teacherlife #teacherprobs @HSTeachProbs
Back to school ads and sales abound. What they are lacking are coupons to liquor, coffee, antacid, and aspirin. #teacherlife #whatteachersreallywant #realschoolsupplies
Does anyone know of any 1-6th grade openings in Brookyln or Queens other than the ones listed on the DOE website?
Trying to find a new school to work at is like trying to find your new friend's house before GPS. It's possible, but oh-so frustrating.
Leaving the house is overrated.

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