[email protected] @cleatsandcode

Fat cyclist, ballast on boats. Makes bits and bobs for the web. Never writes about himself in third person. Born in the EU. Profile illustration: @beesesteeses cleatsandcode.co.uk London/Isle of Wight Joined February 2010

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10 months ago

I think I’m finally done.

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11 months ago

Any ideas why a domain that’s been propagated DNS wise for months seems to be missing from @bt_uk ‘s DNS server?

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11 months ago

Found a kitty stargate portal and thought of @andysc

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Anna Piper Scott @annapiperscott

a year ago

I'm not saying @jk_rowling is a male. I'm just saying we have zero proof that she's not a male. And until we see her chromosomes, can she be trusted in women's spaces?

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Mike Galsworthy @mikegalsworthy

a year ago

How does he turn these around so quickly? 😂

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a year ago

Does anyone know the deal with @futureislands at #crystalpalace requiring a 2pm arrival please? #futureislands

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a year ago

Genuinely mourning this. Always loved flipping between this and @BBC6Music 😢

Jess Iszatt @jjiszatt

a year ago

Genuinely mourning this. Always loved flipping between this and @BBC6Music 😢

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a year ago

Would you please, in the nicest way, cease to exist.

Isabel Oakeshott @IsabelOakeshott

a year ago

Would you please, in the nicest way, cease to exist.

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Otto English @Otto_English

a year ago

I firsr met Jacob Rees-Mogg when he was about 23. He sat at a lunch table and shared opinions that were so fucking dim witted that I thought he was joking. He wasn't joking. And thirty years later - the joke is on us. Stop voting for stupid people with posh accents.

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a year ago

Today I repurposed a Reform flyer into a shim to repair a misaligned hinge. #recycling

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a year ago

Hi @wightlinkferry might want to have a chat with the unsavoury types fishing off the pier head. Threats and weighted lines at passing boats isn’t nice.

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a year ago

Am I justified in dying inside for my wife doing a ‘yeah man’ to the Caribbean guy serving us?

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a year ago

This #NatalieElphicke stuff appeared on my Lock Screen notifications and I genuinely think I did the lucid dream checks. I’m going to sedate myself in the hopes of a pleasant dream.

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Count Binface @CountBinface

a year ago

Natalie Elphicke tried defecting to me first but I said no. I’m taking the trash out, not in. #PMQs

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a year ago

Can anyone help with this? I did some work for a German company and they have fucked off with the code and refuse to pay. No real contract in place as a lot was done through a series of trello style tickets… site is unserehochzeitslocation.de

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a year ago

Hi @FedExHelp I have an email stating my package has an incorrect address. The email tells me to call, when I call I get told to go online. Please help.