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Shocking footage shows several officers at Washington University St. Louis beating a professor, slamming him, and dragging his limp body. SIUE history professor Steve Tamari is reportedly hospitalized with broken ribs and a broken hand. One doctor told him he's lucky to be alive.
gmail spam filter is the reason I am not a billionaire - I had this amazing offer from a Nigerian prince to transfer billions of dollars to me, but I saw it too late in my junk folder.
gmail spam filter is the reason I am not a billionaire - I had this amazing offer from a Nigerian prince to transfer billions of dollars to me, but I saw it too late in my junk folder.
I don't write code much these days, but the idea that LLMs might be learning how to code from a training set that may contain my code is rather a scary thought.
co-pilot, Gemini and Q goto a bar to try to hit the Ballmer peak.. reference for the babies amongst us: xkcd.com/323/
"We have 1000 GPUs in cloud, but not enough load. Given Cloud is Elastic, can we reduce them?" "No. once you stop them, it will be weeks to get them back when we need them" "But, isn't Cloud Elastic?" Cloud Account Rep:
As Tesla lays off its entire staff, it expects its customers to learn AI coding and start submitting PRs for FSD or else, your car will be bricked.
But, Elon Musk told us last week that you were just trying to sell excess capacity.
Sitting in massage chairs after taking a a few painkillers /shots of scotch for arthritis and commenting on happenings at colleges is what our parents did and we are doing. Every generation has a problem understanding future generation.
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The University of Chicago, as usual, striking the right balance. Worth reading in full. It is exactly right. President Alivisatos’ Note on the Encampment (April 29, 2024) Dear Members of the University Community, Just a few hours ago, a group of students established an…
Elon: Can we release FSD in China? CCP: Go ahead, we have too many people anyways.
Expecting to see security vendors announce GenAI generated firewall rules during RSA this week.
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Here's a simple litmus test. If someone is opposed to even the investigation of war crimes, you already know they are complicit in them.
Rumors are swirling that ChatGPT 5 has achieved AGI and it has started eating OpenAI employees.
When we were young, the government and corporations used to hide their collusion behind lobbyists. Now, they don't even try.
Plan "Steal Tax payers Money" unveiled.
Plan "Steal Tax payers Money" unveiled.
Did a call with a bunch of CTO/CIOs of mid size companies this morning. Asked them how is GenAI/LLMs impacting your work? All said, its not something we are thinking about right now. AI hype seems like a Fortune 100 thing.
Does OpenAI have engineers or is it just all marketing people?
That box right there costs more than the GDP of many countries in the world.
That box right there costs more than the GDP of many countries in the world.
Breaking: IBM plans for Hashicorp leaked
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@cloud_opinion It's an iterative process, and gets better every time.
@cloud_opinion My theory is, It's people sat in a developing country scouring the Internet for answers and returning them to the requester. Ala Amazon Fresh express checkout.
We are against war crimes. If you have a problem with that, you probably side with a team guilty of it. Yes, we are your enemy.
@elonmusk Elon Musk confirming that billionaires are probably the dumbest people on the planet.
@cloud_opinion With their joint love for lawyers it might have been a good fit.
@cloud_opinion And IBM thinks it is an AI play 😜
AAAAAAAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! NOOOOOO!!!!
@cloud_opinion It's Oprah-aspirational for would be tech bros.
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