Chris 🦞 @cm_nufc
Travel the land, with a pint in my hand 🍺⚫️⚪️🏴 Newcastle upon tyne Joined August 2010-
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Eddie Howes international break, keeping the Mrs sweet, Croatian Ožujsko drinking mags 🇭🇷⚫️⚪️🍺
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WELCOME TO #NUFC WISSAK
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So my fantasy football league came up with their last place punishment for this year… I should probably start researching.
James Trafford you are the thickest man on the planet
James Trafford you are the thickest man on the planet
Weak & pathetic from us. Isak & LFC the only winners. Glad we can move on from it in 1 sense but the way we've dealt with it has been appaling. If u want 2 be the no 1 club in the country as Yasir said after the final, you dont do that by selling your best player to Liverpool 🐀
Weak & pathetic from us. Isak & LFC the only winners. Glad we can move on from it in 1 sense but the way we've dealt with it has been appaling. If u want 2 be the no 1 club in the country as Yasir said after the final, you dont do that by selling your best player to Liverpool 🐀
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Maresca addressing the Chelsea squad at the end of transfer window.
Maresca addressing the Chelsea squad at the end of transfer window. https://t.co/YlbbzziFxz
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Matchday and we are away to Leeds! Always loved a trip to Elland Road. After two good performances, hopefully we can get our first win of the season. Safe trip to the 3,000 supporters heading down. Sing your hearts out for the lads. HOWAY THE LADS #NUFC
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If we announce Woltemade before midday tomorrow, it means we can get him registered in time for Howe to bed him in before his first start in November 🤞
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🎵Ski-Ba-Bop-Ba-Dop-Bop, i’m the Scatman🎵🤣🤣🤣
The Isak carry on really has detracted the failings behind the scene on what has been a shambolic window. Clubs will see us coming a mile off in this last few days in our striker search. Utter shambles. We had a full 6 months to prepare for this 🪟 since Jan. No excuses. #NUFC
The Isak carry on really has detracted the failings behind the scene on what has been a shambolic window. Clubs will see us coming a mile off in this last few days in our striker search. Utter shambles. We had a full 6 months to prepare for this 🪟 since Jan. No excuses. #NUFC
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Terrible performance from The Glazers in midfield and up front and in goal and at the back here.
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If your new centre forward hasn’t got the bottle to take one of the first 9 penalties against a League Two side then I’m afraid you may as well put him down.
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Ruben Amorim sitting in the dugout & not watching his players take penalties hardly screams leader. Even if Man Utd had won, that tells me he’s not the right man for a club of that size. Weak.
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This cunt is going to be the first person ever to die of having too much hair.
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🚨EXCLUSIVE Alexander Isak tells Newcastle he still wants to leave after new talks with Saudi owners #nufc #lfc telegraph.co.uk/football/2025/…
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Bruno Guimarães that is 1 of the best performances you'll ever see in black and white. As heartbreaking as that was, forget about it and lets get 6 points from the next 2 games. ⚫️⚪️
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